Cameron Diaz Marries Benji Madden after Whirlwhind Courtship

Well, that was fast. Only last month Diaz got engaged to Good Charlotte and The Madden Brothers singer, Benji Madden. Now, less than a month later, these two realized how much of each other’s faults they could overlook. Isn’t that what marriage is about? Seeing how much of the other person’s crap you can tolerate. Cameron’s smelly armpits? Not a problem. Benji probably buries his face in those wet folds and takes a deep whiff like Al Pacino snorting cocaine in Scarface. And Cameron no doubt listens to Madden’s music feigning genuine interest as if it’s still the early 2000’s.

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