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Gwyneth Paltrow: ‘I’m Incredibly Close to the Common Woman’. Wank Wank

More evidence that Gwyneth Paltrow does NOT get it. Paltrow tries to come off as a ‘common woman’ in a new interview.

“I’m incredibly close to the common woman in that I’m a woman and I’m a mother and we all are in a physical body with beating hearts with compassion and love we are all seekers…we all want fulfillment, we all want to live our best lives. We want to be healthy and happy and squeeze the most we can out of life. I think that’s all women.”

Yeaa because being a woman and mother makes someone a common woman. And the common woman should stop by her Goop website to buy $300 Picon sandals and $975 Phillip Lim backpacks. You know what those are? Of course not because you’re not a pretentious twat.

Paltrow really spouts this new age BS with a straight face. She understands you’re filled with compassion and seek fulfillment, so won’t you buy her overpriced goods and subscribe to her nonsensical newsletter? Common women unite! But not for too long because Paltrow needs to get her vagina steamed. If you don’t get that, you must be one of them uppity bougie people.

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