ESC

Amy Schumer’s Threesome with R2D2 and C3PO

They’re really pushing this Amy Schumer thing, aren’t they. Trying to make her into a superstar. She’s funny yea, but hype. I’ll give it to her though, Trainwreck looks funny. The critics agree. So yea, get used to seeing more of her. But is she that special? She says things that make people gasp, like texting “I wanna have anal tonight” from Katie COuric’s phone, or saying she can catch a dick whenever she wants. Maybe people now want to see women who, sorry, “keep it real”? Like Jennifer Lawrence saying she’d love to find a guy to fart together with.

GQ wants that hype. They put Schumer on their front cover with R2D2 and C3PO with SChumer fingering R2D2. C3PO can’t get any love. Stop wearing gold sheened outfits, dude. Gives off the wrong vibe. C3PO is too proper and well-mannered. He needs a few drinks to loosen up.

Partner highlights
Subscribe
Notify of
guest
1 Comment
Oldest
Newest Most Voted
Inline Feedbacks
View all comments
007snipes .
007snipes .
6 years ago

Gross

Latest
Load more