Subway Jared Plans to Plead Guilty to Child Porn Charges

Where have our heroes gone?!? First, Bill Cosby. Now, Subway Jared! News comes out today that Jared Fogle of Subway fame intends to plead guilty to possession of child pornography charges. SMH. Are our meat byproduct corporations not safe anymore?

Sources say Fogle will accept a plea deal Wednesday. The U.S. Attorney’s Office will hold a press conference tomorrow afternoon to discuss the deal and charges against Fogle.

To recap, Fogle’s business associate got caught with child porn and tried to kill himself in jail. Then, the FBI raided Fogle’s home a month ago for, as we see now, evidence of Fogle’s love for the little ones. After the raid, word came out that Fogle was quite creepy. When you tell a journalist, “middle school girls are hot“, that’s a hint that you just might be a suspicious character. Fogle also had a college business renting out sex vids, so porn seemed to be a big part of his life.

What an idiot. His only job was to stay skinny and keep eating Subway sandwiches. Not too hard of a job. But he fucked it up. Now, he’ll get all the six-inches and footlongs he wants in jail. Just don’t ask for double meat.

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