The Rock Makes Next Logical Step Toward World Domination With New YouTube Channel

The Dwayne. The Rock. The Johnson.

To be real I am 100% ready to accept The Rock’s complete domination of all life. Maybe he can save us from this hell.

From High Snobiety:

The man mountain and legendary ex-wrestler launched this new venture in partnership with his and Dany Garcia’s Seven Bucks Productions and Studio71. Studio71 is affiliated with a bevy of huge YouTube stars, including Lilly Singh, aka ||Superwoman||, who appears alongside The Rock in his first video.

I am pumped for this. All The Rock. All The time. That’s my motto.

The launch video, titled “YouTube Factory,” features Lily Singh showing The Rock how all the very best Youtube videos are made. It’s far from the DIY, studio-in-a-bedroom method you might imagine, however, as Singh takes him on a tour of  the supposed recording rooms deep underneath the Pacific Ocean. It’s a joke, of course, and even though it’s not a very funny one, the sheer amount of other digital stars appearing in the video (including Markiplier, Grace Helbig, Flula Borg, King Bach, Roman Atwood and Gigi Gorgeous) will ensure its success.

And honestly, it is really really very not funny, but The Rock will out. He’ll get his s**t together. If his Instagram gold like this:

Or this:

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Maybe it's random or maybe it's holiday fate… either way it makes my heart sing… I decide to take a Sunday drive in my pick up to run errands and go train at my buddy's gym. As I'm driving down the road I see three young girls holding signs that just say "Beep", "Happy Holidays" etc. So I drive by and do what anyone would do.. I beep and wave. As I look in my rearview I can see that they're pointing at my truck (my all black pick up is pretty recognizable in our little country town). I go train and run my errands and over 3 HOURS later I'm driving back down our little backroad and the same three angels are standing by the side of the road – only this time they're jumping up and down, waving and screaming as I drove by. I thought, "Did those signs say my name?"…"Should I turn around just in case?" I decide to hit the brakes and look in my rearview and in that very moment I see them going BONKERS! I flipped a U-turn and drove back to them. They were elated. So was I. These little angels waited outside for over 3 hours for me to hopefully drive back down their road.. their mom and dad came running out and we all exchanged hugs and took pics. I made sure I got a pic with my phone, wished them all Happy Holidays, got back in my truck and went on my way. The coolest part of this whole random (or maybe fateful) act is that by turning around I literally got to meet some of the sweetest and kindest little ladies and family I'd ever met. May sound silly or corny, but moments like this are by far the greatest part of fame. Happy Holiday's guys and thank you universe for this really cool moment. #CheckoutSantaWithThePhotoBomb 🎅🏾 #GreatestFansInTheWorld 👊🏾

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If these Instagrams are anything to go by, he’ll figure it out. Check out his new YouTube video below.

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