Jennifer Anistons’ Nick Name for Angelina Jolie Is Amazing

While everybody is freaking out about the Brangelina split, one person is not surprised at all.

Yeah, that’s right, Jennifer Aniston knew that Jolie or ‘the groom raider’ as she calls her, was not the one for Brad all along. She even, “admittedly feels sort of satisfied about Brad and Angelina’s split”.

A source even told the Mirror:

“Throughout all the pain and hurt Jen endured when she split from Brad she always felt Angie wasn’t for him.”

And how did she know? Well, if somebody yanked my husband of five years out from under me I would assume they weren’t gonna be in it to win it either.

“She always thought she was too complex for him as she sees Brad as quite a simple guy.

Away from the screen and the glamorous life he leads, he likes nothing better than to be with his friends, having a beer and smoking a little pot.”

Apparently Brad Pitt is hot but not that interesting, which is usually how it goes.

“Everyone in Jen’s circle presumed Angie would grow tired of Brad and it would be her leaving him for another guy.

Let’s just say Brad is not the most mentally stimulating of guys.”

Ohhhh snapppp.

Haha. Groom Raider.

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