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Are Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt Secretly Canoodling?

Y’all knew it was a matter of time before somebody made up some shit about this.

According to RadarOnline.com they met up in secret at a New York hotel weeks before things with Angelina dramatically imploded. Their sources say:

“Jen has been talking to Brad,” dished an insider. “She’s told friends it would be a dream to get back together with him. The truth is, she’s been secretly waiting for him to leave Angelina.”

Yeah, I’m sure she has. Because that’s totally sane.

Security cameras caught them sneaking in, though Aniston never copped to whether they did it or not.

“She’s just happy to hear he’s divorcing because she always held on to a little hope,” said the pal. “He’s the love of her life, and she’s never really gotten over him.”

Brad Pitt is really hot, but also maybe a cheater. I dunno. Jen should be too old for this shit. What’s she, like, 80 now?

Aniston tried to move on with Theroux, and she’s “now trapped between a rock and a hard place, because she does love Justin — but not as much as Brad!”

Snaaaaaaaap!

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