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Kate Mara Dumped Her British Boyfriend After He Dented the Super Bowl Trophy

I bet you didn’t know this, because no one fucking did, but Kata Mara is like the Paris Hilton of the NFL. Her father’s family owns the New York Giants and her mother’s family owns the Pittsburgh Steelers.

Conan O’Brien not only tackled her being some kind of NFL Disney princess, but her love of British dudes. Which, since she can’t be sure if any American man is dating her or her NFL connections, I get it.

However, everything went all awkward in the most pip pip cheerio way when she had to dump a dude for accidentally curb stomping the Vince Lombardi Trophy with steel toed boots.

In case you also don’t give a shit about sports and don’t understand how bad Bledgly Pasty III fucked up, the Vince Lombardi Trophy is the trophy that goes to the team that wins the Super Bowl. This asshole dropped the trophy her father’s team had just won by accident, decided to catch it with the tip of his steel toed boot, and ended up sending it up into the air like a soccer ball and denting the shit out of it.

Needless to say, Kate Mara had to let him go.

Check out the full interview below.

[H/T Bro Bible]

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