Cruz Beckham Is The Next Justin Bieber

Does this mean we can move on from the first Justin Bieber and leave him to figure out where he parked his Ferrari in disgraced obscurity? Because I’m down.

It was only a matter of time before Victoria Beckham’s kids started being run through the entertainment biz, and we are getting our first taste of the Beckham Family 5 with 11-year-old Cruz Beckham, future special guest on the revival of Celebrity Rehab.

Cruz has not only signed with Scooter Braun, the dude that discovered Bieber, but has released a bland and nonthreatening Christmas love song that will probably be put in rotation with all the other unlistenable holiday garbage.

If you listen to this single three times in front of the mirror on Christmas, you will also turn into Justin Bieber if he came out of a Chinese knockoff purse factory.

I just want to say that this kid is 11, and it makes me sad that instead of letting him play Call of Duty or whatever you average free range child does, his parents are forcing him to put out this supposedly music career launching charity single that sounds like a bored autotuned boy trapped in a department store.

Check it out.

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