Kim No Longer Keeping Up With The Kardashians

So, it’s pretty much universally recognized that 2016 was the year from hell. It was so shitty that not even America’s richest and most beautiful escaped.

This year Kim Kardashian was assaulted and robbed in her Paris hotel room and now Kanye is hospitalized due to mental health issues.

But of course, what does the head of the Kardashian-Jenner axis of evil care about? Kris Jenner thinks Kim hasn’t been nearly naked in public enough lately and it’s time to step that up. Because that’s what really matters. A source told Radar:

“Kris has been pushing Kim to go back out in public. She is seriously pressuring her.”

What a bitch. She claims she’s doing it for Kim’s own good, but I think approximately no one on earth buys that. Apparently, this time Kim has decided she’s not taking Botox Medusa’s s**t. She’s dropping all of her public promotional appearances and putting her family first.

She is putting Keeping up with the Kardashians filming on hold and is keeping Kanye and the kids far away from Kris so they can all heal and relax away from cameras, pressure, and Kris Jenner’s demon-like hell-talons. She’s not gonna appear in the show for awhile, but is it forever? Is she done?

If she is, I predict that no one will watch it ever again.

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