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Chelsea Handler Thinks Trump Is Kim Kardashian’s Butt’s Fault

I never thought I would say this, but leave Kim Kardashian alone.

Chelsea Handler, who broke out in tears on her Netflix show after Donald Trump’s election, thinks it’s the Kardashians’ fault Trump won.

I guess it’s easier to blame it on the Kardashians than a complex combination of political and economic factors.

Sure, it’s not that the Democrats alienated the American people by shoving one of the most unpopular candidates ever down our throats. It’s not that Trump told a bunch of people who want to eat hummus but not sit next to a Middle Eastern guy on a plane or who think that they shouldn’t have to adapt to the world around them that they’re right. It’s not a whole lot of other shit.

It’s all those nude selfies according to Chelsea Handler. She told Variety what she thinks about the election:

“We’ve turned into a reality show. I blame the Kardashians, personally; the beginning of the end was the Kardashians. The way these people have blown up and don’t go away — it’s surreal. Everyone is for sale.”

People didn’t vote for Trump because they want to take Kardashian hair vitamins. They voted for him because they wanted change so badly they didn’t care if it came at the expense of other humans. Because shit is really bad for a lot of people right now.

I’m tired.

  • Mare

    What happened to the woman that claimed to be happy with her body? Oh, wait.

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