Do they not know what kind of garbage they are churning out?
Apparently, the execs behind Fifty Shades Darker have banned the cast from mentioning anything even remotely sexual in interviews, and want the cast to pretend it’s some kind of classy romance and not some poorly written half-cocked smut fest for people who think looking each other in the eyes when they f**k is kinky.
Oscar-winner Marcia Gay Harden, who obviously had gambling debts or something and is playing Christian Grey’s mother in the upcoming addition to the franchise, revealed in a recent interview that she got verbally slapped (kinky) by studio execs for jokingly tweeting about sex toys.
From The Sun:
“I used to send out some naughty little tweets, along the lines of this ‘sweater clasp’ and I was told by Universal that I couldn’t do it any more, but I’ll tell you one anyway.”
All these people are so cute. It’s not kinky if no one is drinking anyone’s blood.
“I sent out a picture of a sex toy and I was like, ‘Dear Christian, thank you so much for that lovely bracelet under the Christmas tree. Perhaps it wasn’t meant for me.”
Oh well, so pretty.”
Apparently, Universal execs know just as much about sex toys as Dakota Johnson did before filming this garbage, because they decided that they wanted the focus on this glorified Twilight fan pic with whips to be on the non-existent chemistry between Dakota Johnson and Jamie Dornan.
Poor choice, guys.