Yes. This is really what the American government is like now.
After inventing a fake massacre that sounds like a retirement home, world’s worst comedian Kellyanne Conway is at it again with some more alternative facts.
I guess when your boss is basically a crazier version of Clint Eastwood in Gran Torino, and it’s your job to interpret the garbled racist s**t he yells at the kids on his lawn, there’s not really a lot of room for improvement.
After Trump claimed that Kenyan super villain Barack Obama was wiretapping him, which I doubt, because no one wants to hear any more from this munchkinland f**k than necessary, and Conway was asked about it, she got even weirder about it.
“Microwaves that turn into cameras” weird.
Q: Do you know if Trump Tower was wiretapped?
Kellyanne: There was an article this weekâyou can be spied on via a camera in your microwave pic.twitter.com/rObFkIrLGG
— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) March 13, 2017
Ever since, Twitter has been roasting this fucking moron in 30 second intervals.
.@KellyannePolls am I taking a selfie right? pic.twitter.com/PxHX1SFjaY
— Alex Zalben @ NYCC (@azalben) March 13, 2017
omg kellyanne was right watch out for your microwave pic.twitter.com/KQd3Cu7KpT
— jordan (@JordanUhl) March 13, 2017
I KNEW IT!!! #KellyanneConway pic.twitter.com/TtM4cl3Qxi
— Alex From El Barrio (@AfromElBarrio) March 13, 2017
We don't have any proof of a Bowling Green massacre yet because no one has checked the microwaves. #kellyanneconway
— Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) March 13, 2017
These are all great, but this is possibly my favorite.
President tweeting from ancient Android phone without 2FA turned on is worried his microwave is vulnerable to hackers. Peak boomer really.
— zeddy (@Zeddary) March 13, 2017
No wait, this one is.
#LoveTrumpsHate
This Left is stupid (and doesn’t even know it).
Wikileaks demonstrated from their releases that 1) Obama’s NSA recorded ALL calls in the US and of some allied leaders like Merkel; and 2) that the CIA exploited flaws in retail devices, like internet connected appliances and TVs, to spy on people,
Kellyanne took that spin on the story so that she could troll and manipulate the biased MSMedia to cover the underlying story; namely, Obama being behind spying on all private communication. You are too dumb and ill-informed to even know you are dumb and ill-informed. Sad.
You are a fucking tinfoil hat wearing loon. Hide from your microwave, fucking idiot.
You’re the loon. Bet you had a hard-on when Rachel Madcow said she had TRUMP’s tax return until you learned he paid at a higher rate than both Bernie and Obama. LOL Trump trolled the Left again.
Dude, you can be ignorant of reality*, but don’t be smug about it.
*Points 1 and 2 above are FACTS, not speculation. Do a little Googling moron.