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Why Does Donald Trump Jr. Follow a Blowjob Coach on Twitter?

Because literally everything happening on earth is horrifying right now, it’s important to ask the real questions and focus on what matters.

Like the fact that Trump Jr follows a blowjob coach on Twitter.

His Twitter presence is just as awe-inspiring as his dad’s. He likes sending out weirdly racist tweets about Skittles and posting pictures of himself with the African game he’s slaughtered.  As somebody who hunts for fun, I guess it makes sense that 200 of the accounts he follows are about weapons.

I guess knowing his family is killing people all over the world isn’t a big enough rush for the kid.

As somebody who keeps saying that he’s gonna run for office one day, he might want to rethink some of his Twitter follows.

Or maybe not. I mean, if you’re a rich white guy you can literally assault countless women and still be president. Let’s not kid ourselves.

He even talks to them.

What about that blowjob coach?

Outside of following accounts like Queef Tornado, our next president (probably), also had a brief Twitter fling with Nazi Adolf Joe Biden, who got kicked off of Twitter and moved to the media platform Gab, where he can do shit like this:

Ugh.

[Images: FourTwoNine]

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