Bella Thorne Tongue Kisses a Girl

Last week was Bisexuality Awareness Week, which was capped off by Bi Visibility Day on Saturday the 23rd. Neither me nor my girlfriend did as much to make ourselves visible as Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau did when they stuck their tongues down each other’s throats, signaling a possible end to their fighting over Scott Disick, who is dating an entirely different teenager now anyway.

Mongeau posted some pictures of herself and Thorne making out on Twitter after having previously said she wanted to date her, leading to speculation that this is more than just a one-time thing.

Okay, so here’s where I tell you I have no idea who Tana Mongeau is or why she’s famous. I saw her referred to as a YouTuber, so I checked out her YouTube channel and it’s just her talking really fast and being kind of dumb, but with a sexy Jackie Kennedy voice, so I guess that’s why? I found a Wikia about YouTube that said, and I swear to god I’m not joking here, “Her fast rising channel contains videos.” That is not helpful, anonymous Wikia user! I guess she also told a guy not to say the n-word, which is very good advice that she apparently didn’t take herself, so…

As it turns out, the most noteworthy thing Tana Mongeau has done, according to Google, is making out with Bella Thorne, who hopefully found a lady bic lying around somewhere beforehand. At least dating each other is healthier than fighting over Scott Disick, who apparently had some sort of breakdown after being separated from Bella’s boobs, but is now dating Sofia Richie. But before Bella and Tana take things too far too quickly, I think they should both consider slowing things down and seeing an acting coach. I’ve seen Famous in Love and trust me, it could only make things better,

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