Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are Making Out Again

In the worst kept secret in the world, Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez are back together. You already knew that if you’ve spent one minute on this site, but just in case you didn’t, here’s a photo for you to examine.

Yes, that’s Selena kissing Bieber, who now plays hockey for the Los Angeles Kings. At least someone on that team knows how to score.

So, um, what else is there to say about this relationship? Bieber is back with Gomez. The Weeknd appears to be back with Bella Hadid. We’re all traveled back in time two years. Thanks, Obama.

I’m more interested in knowing how Justin Bieber is as a hockey player. He’s Canadian, so he should be pretty decent. Too bad they don’t have celebrity hockey games like they have celebrity basketball games. That would require celebrities to actually care about hockey, not just show up to games as part of a publicity tour. It would also require celebrities to learn how to skate.

In case you’re wondering what else Selena is up to, she just released her music video for Wolves.

The song is about one’s journey to finding love. Wow. What amazing timing.

As for Bieber, he’s still on his journey to find God. That hockey stick isn’t really a hockey stick. It’s a demon thwarting tool.

Alright, they’re back together. Let’s move on. Who has been accused of sexual harassment today?

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If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had… Read more »

Go back to Canada, Justin.
And pull up your damn pants.


Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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