BRAD PITT AND JENNIFER ANISTON ARE TOTALLY GETTING BACK TOGETHER!
Alright, I don’t know if that’s the case. But it does appear that love notes from Brad Pitt might be the reason why Justin Theroux and Aniston split. Aniston had kept the notes from her relationship with Pitt and Theroux found them. Of course, she tried to say that they weren’t a big deal. But we know better. You don’t keep items like that from a previous relationship unless you want to be in that previous relationship.
Here’s what a source told US Weekly:
“Jen assured him they weren’t a big deal, but Justin wasn’t thrilled … Justin had moments of insecurity like that.”
I’m on Team Justin in this case. But I’m also on Team Pitt-Aniston Reunited. I’m so conflicted. Can I be on Team Wants The Best For Everyone? Guess that makes me Switzerland.
The source also explains that Aniston married Theroux because she didn’t want to be seen as “a pathetic woman” after Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie. Oh, right. Brad cheated on Jennifer. Maybe I’m not Team Pitt-Aniston Reunited. I’m officially on Team Whatever Makes Jen Happy.
In case you’re wondering what the love notes said, they were just little Post-It notes with phrases like “You looked nice tonight” and “Miss you already.” Does Brad Pitt not have a cell phone? Deleting a text is way easier than throwing out Post-It notes. Throwing those out could be seen as a waste of paper. Deleting texts frees up your phone for more texts.
Are we sure Aniston knew she still had the Post-Its? Because if she’s a Rachel, and I’m fairly certain she’s a Rachel, she would not have remembered the Post-Its.
I’ve made up my mind.
I’m on Team Post-It.