Justin Theroux Shows Off His Tramp Stamp

Justin Theroux has a back tattoo and instead of being embarrassed by it like a normal person, he’s more than happy to show it off at the Vulture Festival.

So I had two dogs, both rescues, pitbulls … and when they died, I dedicated half my back to one and half of my back to the other. So its a picture of a rat, because my dog used to kill rats in Washington Square Park. It was horrible. I mean, they were doing a service to New York. Oh, and then a pigeon. A New York pigeon and a rat.

Theroux explained that he got the tattoo in honor of two of his dogs that had died, which is kind of sweet. Then he explained that the tattoo is of a pigeon and a rat because his dogs used to kill them. It apparently never occurred to him that he could get a picture of his beloved dogs tattooed instead.

Honestly, it makes a lot more sense why Jennifer Aniston is leaving this clown now. I’m sure looking down and seeing a rat and a pigeon every time they had sex was kind of a turn-off.

In case you at home want appear interesting without having an actual personality, here’s a list of other disgusting ideas for back tattoos:

1. That scene from The Exorcist where she pukes pea soup

2. Courtney Love’s vagina

3. Courtney Love’s face

4. Kurt Cobain’s face, present day

5. Divine eating dog s**t in Pink Flamingos

6. Basically any scene from Batman v Superman

7. Justin Theroux