Take a good, hard look at the above mugshot.
It doesn’t matter what sport you are playing, it’s just good strategy to have a distracting defense.
When experiencing an erection that lasts more than four hours, let the state of New York ignore you until you suffer permanent damage to your penis.
In an act of swift justice, a Texas man was killed directly after saying "fuck that alligator" and jumping in infested water.
Some children can’t learn to listen, some adults can’t learn to not break child endangerment laws.
Oh god, Sarah (O’)Connor is a real person and she’s going to be leading us in the robot revolution.
How many shitty puns can come up in this article?
Drunken, Trombone-Playing, Gun-Shooting, Camo-Pant Wearing Clown Arrested for None of Those Listed Things
When good clowns go bad.
As someone who binge watched My Big Fat Gypsy Wedding at what was clearly a low point in my life, I think every episode has just been dominated by a reality-TV-free Pennsylvania wedding.
Even death won’t save you from New York traffic wardens, whose title even conveys the level of pretentious assholery that comes with issuing parking tickets.
Skinny jeans apparently too much for a California man who pulled a knife on three thin-panted men.
Is there anything worse than someone parking like an asshole?
It's known people in the UK are culturally polite, but 23-year-old Tom Osborne is taking it to a new level.
Where's the swimsuit competition??
Guess what? North Korea has a super cure.
Your high school geometry class prepared you for this logic; here is a real world example of the transitive property.