This Restaurant Owner Really Wants to Get Laid
brain tumorsJanuary 8, 2014

Brittany Mathis works at the authentic German restaurant Kaiserhof in Texas along with her mom who’s a manager. Brittany also has a brain tumor and has yet to ...

Congratulations on Your Engagement, Here’s Your Turd Cake
cakesJanuary 8, 2014

Oh Cakes owner Emma McDonald decided to do the most passive aggressive thing she could and, instead of baking a normal cake for a client’s engagement party, she ...

JuggaLove: For All Your Juggalo Dating Needs
juggalosJanuary 7, 2014

Juggalos who can’t find love, may I introduce you to JuggaLOVE. A new dating service exclusive to Juggalos. Find your perfect match who’s also down with the clown ...

The David Hasselhoff of Sloths
slothsJanuary 6, 2014

The first thing I thought of while watching this sloth eat a plate of carrots? David Hasselhoff stuffing a hamburger in his mouth. The only difference is the ...

Wild Turkey vs. UPS Driver (winter edition)
Fedex Guys Can’t Get Any Love
fedexJanuary 3, 2014

And here’s a turkey chasing a FedEx driver. It was no doubt sent by the competition. UPS has sunk to a new low.

That’s Not a Pile of Pubic Hair You’re Poking, Sir
spidersJanuary 2, 2014

Yet another argument against Cameron Diaz’s suggestion that women keep a big hairy bush. This. I don’t ever want to experience this on a woman.

This Is How You Celebrate New Year’s Eve
new year's eveJanuary 2, 2014

The place: Miami Beach. The date: 12/31/13. The time: 11:55 PM ET. Fox News was on hand to celebrate the New Year’s with the revelers in Miami Beach. ...

Contemporary Dance How-To HILLARIOUS
Contemporary Eric Teaches Us Contemporary Dance
contemporary danceJanuary 1, 2014

While I know close to nothing, okay, absolutely nothing about contemporary dance, I can say with a high degree of confidence that Contemporary Eric does know a thing ...

This Is How You Properly Care For Someone After a Knock Out
boxingDecember 31, 2013

As you watch this video of a traditional musangwe fight from South Africa, you may be concerned about the guy who gets knocked out. Don’t worry though. He’s ...