Elton John on Madonna: “She Looks Like a Fairground Stripper”

In an interview with Australia’s Channel 7, Elton John says Madonna’s career is over, calls her tour a “disaster” and adds that “it couldn’t have happened to a bigger c*nt.” Elton goes on to criticize her saying she looks like a “fairground stripper.” It’s possibly the most apt description of Madonna anyone could ever give.


Jennifer Lawrence: ‘Screw PETA’

In a new interview with Rolling Stone, Hunger Games star Jennifer Lawrence talked about a squirrel skinning scene in Winter’s Bone saying, “I should say it wasn’t real, for PETA.


Dan Harmon Is Sorry

A few days ago Dan Harmon played to a small audience in the back of a comic book store a voicemail of Chevy Chase going off on him.


Madonna Thinks We’re Gullible

Madonna has responded to Deadmau5’s rant that she perpetuated the stereotype of EDM events and drugs during her surprise appearance at Miami’s Ultra Music Festival.


Madonna Still Trying to be Hip

Madonna made a surprise appearance at Miami’s Ultra Music Festival over the weekend and excessively pandered to the crowd by wearing a shirt that read MDNA and asking if they’d seen Molly (slang for MDMA aka ecstasy).