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Tommy Cruise wanted: As a godfather

April 7th, 20082 comments

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony, Catholics, have decided to ask Tom Cruise, zany Scientologist, to be the godfather to their son Max and daughter Emme.
“Tom is delighted. Marc wasn’t sure if it was a good idea to have a Scientologist as the kids’ godfather, especially as he and Jennifer are both Catholic. But in the …

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Jennifer Lopez pops two out

February 22nd, 2008Respond

Jennifer Lopez gave birth to one girl and one boy this morning. Contrary to what I had hoped, they came out one at a time. PEOPLE has the scoop.
The babies were born early Friday in Long Island, N.Y. The girl was born at 12:12 a.m. and weighed 5 lbs. 7 oz., and the boy followed …

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Jennifer Lopez is having twins

February 6th, 2008Respond

Jennifer Lopez’s dad, David, confirmed in an interview with Escándalo TV that Jennifer Lopez is indeed having twins.
“The thing is in my family, my sister also had twins, so it’s a hereditary thing.”
“I’m very proud. Jennifer has yearned to be a mother for many years,” he said.
“In Puerto Rico it’s custom to buy an azabache …

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Disney’s celebrity re-imagination

January 25th, 20084 comments

For whatever reason, Disney started a campaign of using celebrities as Disney characters. They have Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov as Wendy and Peter Pan, Whoopi Goldberg as Genie, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin. Missing from the set are Paris and Nicky …

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Jennifer Lopez is under attack

May 10th, 2007Respond

A crazy animal rights activist has threatened to kill Jennifer Lopez in public, “just like the slaughtered animals whose fur she wears.” Jennifer believes the letters are idle threats from a lunatic and have largely ignored them. Husband Marc Anthony disagrees.
“He has hired two off-duty police officers, in addition to her usual security team, to …

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J. Lo and Marc Anthony are secret Scientologists?

February 16th, 20071 comment

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have denied any affiliation with Scientology, but according to Fox News they are now more into it than ever.
My sources tell me that as recently as December, Lopez and Anthony were taking professional business meetings at Scientology’s Celebrity Center in Hollywood.
Anthony is said to have taken the “purification” course, a …

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In other news

February 5th, 2007Respond

I’m glad the Colts won because the Bears suck. Why keep passing when it’s intercepted every other time?

Ashlee Simpson shops. [Glitterati]
Because I Said So is so good. Just kidding. [Pajiba]
Marc Anthony dry humps Jennifer Lopez. [Bastardly]
Justin Timberlake is a badass. [Evil Beet]
Six foot tall Kimora Lee is a lesbian. [Celebitchy]
Britney Spears has a hygiene problem. …

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Marc Anthony’s sperm is weak

September 21st, 2006Respond

Jennifer Lopez is undergoing fertility treatment in order to get pregnant so she can have two children. So, why doesn’t J. Lo do it the old fashioned way? Oh yea, silly me, it’s because her husband is Marc Anthony and last I checked humans can’t breed with rats. Or can they? Dun dun dun.

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