As you can imagine, anything that comes out of Paris is a lie. Paris was seen the other day toting around a Buddhist monk in an attempt to change her party-girl image. Except, not really. TMZ uncovered the truth about said monk.
His name is Maxie Santillan. He’s starred in tons of films and TV shows …
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Paris Hilton is faking it
March 4th, 2008Respond
Paris Hilton has been cleansed
March 3rd, 20084 comments
Paris Hilton was blessed by a shaman the other day and guess what. It worked! Now she’s even dumber than last week. Hurrah!
Being or looking like an old Asian guy with a beard must be the cushiest job in Hollywood because 50 years of borderline racist movies have taught us that Asians are studious, know …
Paris Hilton does 944
February 29th, 20081 comment
Paris Hilton did a spread in 944 magazine and she looked awkward and unsexy. I’m not sure why they made her so tan when every time I’ve seen her she’s white or orange. I think someone went crazy with the burn tool in Photoshop. This would have looked a lot better if they cut and …
You could be Paris Hilton’s new friend
February 26th, 20085 comments
The search is on. Tired of being hated on by everyone in Hollywood, Paris Hilton will turn to reality tv to find a real friend. MTV or VH1 is expected to pick it up.
“The show is going to be about her searching for a new best friend,” a source tells Usmagazine.com. “Paris is tired of …
Paris Hilton banned from Oscars
February 19th, 20084 comments
In news that will neither shock nor surprise you, everyone in the movie industry hates Paris Hilton. Her most recent film, The Hottie and the Nottie, earned a 1.1 rating and took first place on IMDB’s Bottom 100 list. The industry’s distaste for Paris has led them to even ban her from the Oscars. A …
Paris Hilton tries to be seductive
February 18th, 20081 comment
As rumored would happen, Paris Hilton performed at the Pussycat Doll Lounge at PURE in Vegas over the weekend for her birthday. She donned the traditional Pussycat Doll costume and wriggled around in a large champagne glass in an awkward attempt at seduction. Supposedly the crowd was really into it. They were probably cheering her …
Paris Hilton is amazing
February 14th, 20081 comment
Fresh off an ear shattering PR performance for her movie, The Hottie and the Nottie, which didn’t help ticket sales at all, Paris Hilton is tapped to do another performance with the Vegas Pussycat Dolls. The CW PR person who has taken to calling themselves “Gossip Guy” (I’ll let you figure that one out) sent …
Update: Paris Hilton’s brother is a menace
February 12th, 2008Respond
Paris Hilton’s 18-year-old brother, Barron, was busted for DUI this morning. He blew a 0.14 which is 0.06 over the adult legal limit and 0.14 over the underage legal limit. Barron was also charged with possessing a fake driver’s license. It probably said he was over 21.
The Hiltons are morons so this is par for …
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