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George Clooney and Paris Hilton?

Reports indicate that Paris Hilton may be banging George Clooney. The two have been spotted out together a couple of times. The first being at the Whiskey Bar in West ... Read More »

Good thing Paris is in Australia

Paris Hilton walked around with her reality show BFF sporting an active cold sore in Australia yesterday. Since she was in another country, it saved me from having to call ... Read More »

Paris is a detective

Paris Hilton isn’t one to sit idly by while some stranger rubs her antique jewelery all over their genitals. She put on her pink and plaid detective hat, filled her ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is devastated

Paris Hilton’s house in Beverly Hills was burglarized last week by a man wearing a hoodie and gloves who forced his way through the front door and stole $2 million ... Read More »

Paris was robbed

Sources at the LAPD say Paris Hilton’s Beverly Hills home was burglarized this morning. Police report a man in a hoodie forced his way through the front door and went ... Read More »

Paris is a good teacher

Esquire profiled Paris Hilton and instead of a long winded essay which they’d eventually regret, kind of like when you wake up next to a fat, ugly chick after a ... Read More »

Paris Hilton is on the prowl

It was only a matter of time before Paris Hilton’s diseased womb rubbed up against another unsuspecting actor. The Daily Star claims Gerard Butler is the latest victim. Paris even ... Read More »

Paris thinks very highly of herself

Paris Hilton insists she’s living proof that blondes are not imbeciles (whatever that means). And that her character on The Simple Life was just that, a character. The 27-year-old said: “I’m ... Read More »