We’re going to keep this part brief, since the more I am forced to know Her Heirness of Valtrex, the more I start sweating bile and broken dreams, but if you’re interested in hearing her latest attempt at cracking the music industry, knock yourself out at Earsucker (or up top).
Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord.
In today’s most disturbing news, Paris Hilton claims Michael named his only daughter after her.
Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This!
Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep.
While others think Kate Gosselin is a bitch because she’s an overbearing control freak, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton think Kate’s a bitch because she’s pushing them off the covers of weeklies.
Paris’ epic whore saga continues. A day after sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo and mere hours after her ex, Doug Reinhardt released this statement: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus.
Just a day after her break-up, Paris Hilton has already moved on.
Remember when Paris Hilton hinted at maybe settling down with her boyfriend of six months Doug Reinhardt?
Tired of whoring her junk around Hollywood, Bigfoot may be ready to settle down and hinted at a possible summer wedding with Dough Reinhardt.
While there still isn’t solid evidence that the Eminem stunt was staged (there’s speculation that it was to a point), one thing that is known is that Eminem’s face was producer Mark Burnett’s second choice for Sacha Cohen to stick his bare ass in.
Paris Hilton took to her MySpace yesterday to refute reports that she was thrown off David Furnish’s yacht for unsociable behavior.
Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — starting out a story like that never bodes well — were invited to a yacht party by a guy named David Furnish, Elton John’s husband.
Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt hit up a club in Cannes last night and pretty much humped each other around the place.
Is she trying to kiss him or deepthroat his face?
You didn’t expect Paris Hilton to keep her legs crossed the whole time at Cannes did you?
Cops were called to Paris Hilton’s house early this morning after neighbors grew tired of hearing her and Dough Reinhardt screaming and yelling all night.
Worldwide Entertainment Group is suing Paris Hilton to the tune of $8.3 million for failing to promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This! as agreed upon.
Paris Hilton’s latest venture will be designing kid’s clothes.
Even Paris Hilton was let into Ronson’s I heart Ronson for JCPenny party.