Paris Hilton might be an egotistical maniac

Paris Hilton constantly laments the media’s negative portrayal of her and frequently insists that her public persona is merely a character concocted by the world’s greatest thespian.

Paris Hilton’s new album leaked

We’re going to keep this part brief, since the more I am forced to know Her Heirness of Valtrex, the more I start sweating bile and broken dreams, but if you’re interested in hearing her latest attempt at cracking the music industry, knock yourself out at Earsucker (or up top).

So gross

Paris Hilton was in Bora Bora with Dough Reinhardt yesterday and dear lord.

An A-Team for a D-lister

Paris Hilton went to court with her lawyers in Miami on Thursday to defend against a lawsuit claiming she failed to adequately promote National Lampoon’s Pledge This!

Poor dolphin

Sad news out of Dubai today. The dolphin Paris Hilton made out with last week has been put to sleep.

Lindsay and Paris hate Kate Gosselin

While others think Kate Gosselin is a bitch because she’s an overbearing control freak, Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton think Kate’s a bitch because she’s pushing them off the covers of weeklies.

Paris is back with Doug

Paris’ epic whore saga continues. A day after sucking face with Cristiano Ronaldo and mere hours after her ex, Doug Reinhardt released this statement: “Doug refuses to take part of this ridiculous media circus.

Paris moves fast

Just a day after her break-up, Paris Hilton has already moved on.

Paris Hilton is single

Remember when Paris Hilton hinted at maybe settling down with her boyfriend of six months Doug Reinhardt?

Paris Hilton might marry in summer

Tired of whoring her junk around Hollywood, Bigfoot may be ready to settle down and hinted at a possible summer wedding with Dough Reinhardt.

It could have been Paris

While there still isn’t solid evidence that the Eminem stunt was staged (there’s speculation that it was to a point), one thing that is known is that Eminem’s face was producer Mark Burnett’s second choice for Sacha Cohen to stick his bare ass in.

Paris Hilton was thrown off a boat

Paris Hilton and boyfriend Doug Reinhardt — starting out a story like that never bodes well — were invited to a yacht party by a guy named David Furnish, Elton John’s husband.

There’s not enough Lysol in the world

Paris Hilton and her boyfriend Doug Reinhardt hit up a club in Cannes last night and pretty much humped each other around the place.