It’s that time of year again. Eva Longoria and Tony Parker have hit the St. Tropez waters. Here are some shots of Eva and Tony jumping overboard into the ocean. Presumably to distance themselves from the dead body they woke up next to that morning.
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Eva Longoria is fat
September 11th, 20081 comment
Eva Longoria addressed those pregnancy rumors on Tuesday in an interview with Le Grand Journal. Eva told the magazine, “I’m just fat.” As Eva sat there braying like a donkey, her husband, Tony Parker, “chuckled nervously.”
To make Gabrielle look like she has two kids, Longoria has said she ate “everything in sight! Pasta … pizza.
“Tony …
Eva Longoria wants a baby
August 14th, 2008Respond
The creator and executive producer of Desperate Housewives, Marc Cherry, so desperate for ratings (hehe, see what I did there? I’m awesome) has revealed that Eva Longoria is trying to get pregnant with Tony Parker. There are rumors that Eva is already pregnant, but Marc said those pictures of Eva looking ugly and fat are …
Tony Parker sucks
May 15th, 20081 comment
This was a couple of days ago, but a genius fan brought a cardboard cutout of Eva Longoria to the Spurs vs New Orleans game and put it up when Tony Parker was shooting free throws to distract him. It worked. Tony Parker missed his two free throws before security took the guy away. And …
Tony Parker is suing
December 20th, 2007Respond
Tony Parker has filed a $20 million lawsuit against X17 who claimed he had an affair with Alexandra Paressant shortly after he married Eva Longoria. The suit alleges X17 defamed him and that X17 never tried contacting him to verify the information. Tony claims,
“X17 had to know that the story was false, or at the …
Tony Parker cheated on Eva Longoria
December 13th, 20071 comment
Alexandra Paressant (Myspace), a French model and supposedly the girlfriend who kept Ronaldinho up all night with sex and Playstation, claims she and Tony Parker maintained an illicit affair in Paris. A mutual friend, soccer player Thierry Henry, introduced the two after Tony gave her the come hither look — it consisted of him winking …
Eva Longoria got married
July 6th, 2007Respond
A picture of perfection as always.
On Saturday, Eva Longoria is expected to have a lavish wedding at a Paris church that used to serve French royals. Earlier today, however, Longoria arrived in a stretch limo at Paris’ city hall where she was joined by Tony Parker, who exited a gray minivan, to wed in a …
Eva Longoria is gonna get paid
June 25th, 2007Respond
OK! Magazine has secured a $2 million deal to publish exclusive photographs of Eva Longoria and Tony Parker’s wedding. OK! had been in a bidding war with People magazine for the rights.
“These were obviously highly coveted photos, and we were thrilled to negotiate the exclusive rights. Covering great moments with the celebrities that we love …
