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Angelina Jolie May Take Brad Pitt Back, Sources Say

Sorry, every bisexual girl I’ve ever met but oddly not lesbians, but Angelina Jolie may not be single any time soon after all. According to Us Weekly, Jolie and husband Brad Pitt aren’t moving forward with their divorce and it’s more likely they’ll reconcile than divorce. It does make sense Jolie would want to hang on to Pitt considering all the trouble she went to steal him away from his last wife, who thinks he’s an idiot anyway.

After telling everyone who would listen how terrible Pitt was, Jolie has seemingly changed her mind after he stopped drinking and admitted he could stand to improve as a partner and a father. Which is, you know fair play. Who hasn’t had a fight with their partner, ran to their friends to tell them what an asshole they are, and then slept on it and made up? The only difference is that when you or I do it, it doesn’t end up on CNN. Well, okay, that and when I have a fight with my girlfriend, no one phones Jennifer Aniston and asks for a snarky comment. Side note, Jen, you’re almost fifty and you’ve been divorced for twelve years, it’s time to let it go.

According to Us Weekly’s unnamed source, “He got sober to try and win her back. He knew he had a problem that he had to take care of. And that’s all she ever wanted.” The modern-day Malibu Deep Throat also added “Everyone thinks they are going to get back together. It wouldn’t be surprising if they announced that they’re calling it off and trying to work things out.” This source also added that even through all their troubles, “She’s still so in love with him.” Which is actually really sweet.

I actually think it’s kind of nice that the Hollywood power couple may reconcile. They can save on tattoo removal fees and Brad can stop listening to Bon Iver while locking himself up in his sculpting studio. But if things ultimately don’t work out for the couple, someone at least send Brad an MP3 of Reverend Horton Heat’s “Galaxy 500.” It’s a much better break up song.

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