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This Justin Bieber/Beyonce Hybrid Is the Thing of Nightmares

I’m going to be honest, if you played a Beyonce song and a Justin Bieber song for me, I probably wouldn’t be able to tell which is which. You can include Taylor Swift and Lorde on that list, too, it just all runs together to me. I suppose I’d figure out that the most feminine-sounding one of the four is Bieber, but I really have no way of knowing without being told.

Bieber himself seems to have embraced this by sending out a picture of his head on Beyonce’s body on Instagram. It is… well, it is certainly a look.

Y’all need to meet my sister Rachel Bieber

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I’m pretty sure this sot of gender-swapping is frowned upon by Bieber’s weird, Australian religion. But as long as they’re cool with it, Bieber could experiment on photoshopping his head on to other people who are less terrible than he is, like Charles Whitman or Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi. Or he could just stick to people who are more talented musically than him, in which case I’d like to recommend William Hung. Remember that guy?

Yeah, there is no song Justin Bieber has ever done that sounds better to me than that William Hung cover of “She Bangs.” Can we just get Marilyn Manson to kick this kid’s ass back to Canada already? Even Beverly Hills doesn’t want him, and they took in the Clampetts.

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Mare
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If Mayweather is so upset by this, he deserves to lose.

ivan
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Safe to say you all are a piece of shit for bullying this kid who does nothing but go to church and mind his own business; the fact is this guy is lying; he previously showed he approved of Justin wearing that shirt by wearing a Justin Bieber shirto-there are pictures; he’s using Justin for publicity since, lo and behold, he has an album coming out; there is absolutely no proof Justin said that to him; one can say anything about another celeb; it’s contrary to Justin’s character as people who really know him can tell you; furthermore, he had… Read more »
BigJimSlade
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Go back to Canada, Justin.
And pull up your damn pants.

RocknRollerBlues
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Since when is China a moral authority anyone cares about or “running” over a paparazzo standing in the path of a moving vehicle while bombarding the driver with flash anything but the pap’s own fault?

Also, the writer of this steaming pile of caka should go write the word “journalism” infinity times and think about what that means. This excuse for an “article” is nothing more than hate speech. Shameful.

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