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Johnny Depp Says Amber Heard Took a S**t in Their Bed

If you’ve been following our coverage of the Johnny Depp and Amber Heard split, you’ll know I think they’re both shitty people. They’ve accused each other of physical abuse and both of them have a history that makes it believable with Depp recently hitting a crew member who told him he had to wrap for the day and Heard being accused of domestic abuse by a former girlfriend.

It’s no surprise, then, to find out that the thing that finally broke up their marriage was that, according to Depp, Amber Heard took a s**t in their bed because she was mad at Depp.

Here’s what The Mirror reported about the incident.

The blazing row that finally sent Johnny Depp and Amber Heard ’s ­marriage down the pan was over a pile of poo found in their bed.

Depp accused his wife and her pals of deliberately soiling the sheets after a violent row – sparked by him arriving two hours late to her 30th birthday party in April 2016.

She says the excrement was left by Yorkshire terrier Boo, who has bowel problems.

Johnny had stormed out of the LA penthouse during the argument and a housekeeper found the soiled sheets the next day.

The worker suggested the faeces were too big to be from their dog.

Okay, so… a Yorkshire terrier is about 6-7 pounds. That is not a dog big enough to do poos anyone would confuse with humans. There’s no chance that someone confused a Yorkie’s poo with human poos. What I’m saying here is Amber Heard totally s**t in the bed she and Johnny Depp shared because she was mad at him for being late to her birthday party.

The article also says that the fight the couple had where Heard accused Depp of throwing his phone at her and hitting her in the face with it was about the poo. It really puts that story in a new light. Throwing your phone at someone who took a s**t in your bed seems like a perfectly rational reaction, especially when that person is trying to gaslight you into thinking it was a tiny dog that took that human-sized poo.

Depp also apparently has photographic evidence tying Amber Heard to the poop, and god willing, we’ll never have to see it.

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Sam Greenfield
Sam Greenfield
1 year ago

no. s**t in a bed is not an excuse for domestic violence. this is even close to being okay. what’s wrong with you?

Kawiti
Kawiti
1 year ago
Reply to  Sam Greenfield

She’s the one with the domestic violence history. Not Johnny.

galore
galore
1 year ago

spite s**t obviously. amber is nasty. smh

Kawiti
Kawiti
1 year ago

Yeah. I felt the same way when I read Amber’s response. There’s no way you’d mistake dog poo for human poo. There’s also no way a dog that weighs 6 or 7 pounds could do a crap big enough to get confused.

Gabriella don't care
Gabriella don't care
1 year ago

Taking a s**t on a bed …that’s funny

Rosey
Rosey
4 months ago

EWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW S**t in the bed ?

Rosey
Rosey
4 months ago

Even if someone put their s**t on my bed I wouldn’t hit them with a phone I would tell them how rude they were to do that and they should at least be happy I came to their b-day party also I would get her to clean up the s**t on the bed and change the bed covers.BUT WHY WOULD YOU POO ON SOMEONES BED ?

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