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This Magic Trick Has Doves, Lots and Lots of Doves
britain's got talentApril 21, 2014

Darcy Oake flew from Canada to the UK just to try out for Britain’s Got Talent. It was a gamble but judging by this video of his magic act, ...

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Gwen Stefani to Fill the Butt Impression Left by Christina Aguilera on ‘The Voice’
christina aguileraApril 21, 2014

In February, Christina Aguilera announced that she was undoing months of hard work and getting fat again. I’m sorry, pregnant. After the announcement, producers for The Voice began ...

Kourtney Kardashian Showing Off Her Sexy Bikini Body
Kourtney Kardashian Sexy What?
bikiniApril 21, 2014

FameFlynet says these are photos of Kourtney Kardashian showing off her “sexy bikini body” during her birthday weekend in Cabo. I’ll go ahead and assume we aren’t looking at ...

powdered-alcohol
We Will Have Our Powdered Alcohol Soon
alcoholApril 19, 2014

The US Government has just approved powdered alcohol. Specifically, Palcohol, a powdered alcohol brand initially offering seven flavors including Rum, Vodka, Cosmopolitan, Lemon Drop and Kamikaze. Palcohol offers ...

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God Help Us, Tila Tequila 10 Weeks Pregnant
pregnanciesApril 19, 2014

MySpace elf and professional attention whore/crazy person Tila Tequila announced on Facebook Friday that she was 10 weeks pregnant. I don’t know whether to be angry at or feel ...

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David Choe May Have Raped His Masseuse
david choeApril 18, 2014

David Choe made his millions cashing in the Facebook stock he received for graffiting their headquarters. He now does stuff like co-host for VICE and tweet pictures of caviar ...

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The Rest of the Web, Friday, 4.18.14
other newsApril 18, 2014

Riff Raff dyed his husky blue.

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Khabib Nurmagomedov Confirms That That Was Him Wrestling That Bear
khabib nurmagomedovApril 18, 2014

A few months back, a video of a nine-year-old in Russia wrestling a bear with questionable takedown defense found its way to the internet. Today, UFC fighter Khabib Nurmagomedov ...

Bella Thorne poses for Bullet Magazine
Bella Thorne Bites the Bullet
bella thorneApril 18, 2014

Hey, look. I’m no good at writing clever titles. This is Bella Thorne, who starred in the Disney series Shake It Up, posing for Bullet magazine. She’s 16 by the ...