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Cruzan Rum: The Don’t Hurry
sponsored postMay 16, 2013

Cruzan Rum takes you to the island of The Don’t Hurry where every minute lasts 64 seconds and monkeys give you deep-tissue massages and where you are definitely ...

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Kanye West Still Whining About the Paparazzi
kanye westMay 16, 2013

Kanye West performed last night at Adult Swim’s upfront and started whining again about how the paparazzi made him hit his head on a pole. He told everyone ...

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David Beckham Finally Retiring From Soccer
david beckhamMay 16, 2013

At 38, David Beckham is finally throwing in the towel. This will be his last season playing the sport that made him a superstar and probably led him ...

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Heidi Klum Doesn’t Need a Bra
heidi klumMay 16, 2013

Here’s Heidi Klum outside the Versus Versace Launch in NYC yesterday wearing this skin tight see-through outfit with no bra. The outfit was probably supposed to cover her ...

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The ‘Bea Arthur Naked’ Painting Sold for Almost $2M
bea arthurMay 16, 2013

John Currin’s “Bea Arthur Naked,” a painting depicting a 69-year-old, topless, saggy breasted Bea Arthur with a blank expression on her face, was auctioned off at Christie’s for ...

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No One Wants to be on Kris Jenner’s Talk Show
kris jennerMay 16, 2013

Kris Jenner managed to weasel her way into her own talk show on Fox premiering July 15 but a source tells Star magazine that no one wants to be ...

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Jaden Smith: ‘I’m Not Going Anywhere’
ellen degeneresMay 16, 2013

Don’t worry guys, Jaden Smith is not being emancipated for his 15th birthday. He’ll continue to live under Will and Jada Pinkett-Smith’s roof and slowly suck both the ...

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Katie Holmes Would Like You to Stop Asking Her Out
katie holmesMay 15, 2013

You know how some celebrities say guys never really go up to them because they’re intimated? Well, Katie Holmes has the opposite problem. Guys aren’t intimidated enough. Sources ...

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The Rest of the Web, Wednesday, 05.15.13
other newsMay 15, 2013

William Fichtner wants you.