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It’s Khloe Kardashian With Her Real Dad, LOL/JK

Yesterday, tweeted a photo of Khloe Kardashian in the arms of her “real” dad, Alex Roldan. She captioned the picture, “First official photo of my sister and her dad! Like father like daughter!” Then her mom yelled at her for potentially torpedoing their 2 hour “Who’s Your Daddy?” E! special, so an hour later, Kylie tweeted, “It was a joke everyone! Lol!”

Sure it was a joke. Look at the size of both their heads. There’s no other Kardashian who has that big of a melon. And they’re practically the same gargantuan height. Is Kris Jenner really trying to tell us there’s not much variation in their gene pool? I guess it’s possible. Except, out of all five of her daughters, her body only threw the Bigfoot gene variation once. With those odds, she should go to Vegas.

Taylor Swift Has New Material for Her Next Album

Us Weekly by way of Hollywood Life says Taylor Swift was dumped again. This time by potential Les Miserables co-star Eddie Redmayne. They say when Taylor failed to secure the role in the movie, Eddie dumped her. He didn’t want to do a long distance relationship.

“They hung out in New York City with the movie’s execs,” a source explains. “And Taylor developed feelings for him fast.”

“Taylor loved the image of a British boyfriend,” the insider adds.

Eddie liked her too, but when she wasn’t cast in the role, their romance came to a halt, since he will be away filming the movie in London.

“Eddie’s not interesting in a long-distance relationship. The elements were against them. It’s a shame,” the source says. Hollywood Life

I’m pretty sure what he really meant was he would be off in London banging groupies and didn’t want his guilt getting in the way. In any case, at least Taylor will have enough material for her next album and she’ll be happy(?) to hear all the comparisons to Jennifer Aniston.

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  • Kelly Rowland shows off her breasts. [Bossip]
  • Emma Stone is in a bikini. [The Superficial]
  • No one wants Sasha Grey’s porn money. [TDW]
  • Connor Cruise, much like his dad, is humorless. [Lainey]
  • Kim Kardsahian reshot scenes to impress Tim Tebow. [Celebitchy]
  • Tila Tequila in a bikini. [Hollywood Rag]
  • Kelly Brook puts on that bikini in Brazil. [Yeeeah]
  • Lauren Budd is in lingerie. [GCeleb]
  • Miley Cyrus taking fashion tips from Taylor Momsen. [Evil Beet]
  • Vacation with the Ravens cheerleaders. [Busted Coverage]
  • Alessandra Ambrosio pregnant in a see-through shirt. [MoeJackson]

Russell Brand Is Not a Gold Digger

Russell Brand did not sign a prenup when he married but that doesn’t mean he’s going after half of the $44 million she made between May 2010 and May 2011 even though he’s entitled to it.

As one source put it, “This divorce is as amicable as it gets, and Russell was a mensch (Yiddish for a good person).” He doesn’t want Katy’s money. He’s happy to walk away with the money he earned — which is far less than what Katy raked in. TMZ

“Oh, what a gentleman,” ladies will think. That is before Russell takes them home and forces them to service him while he sits in a wheelchair pretending to be paralyzed.

‘The Bourne Legacy’ Teaser Is Here

In all honesty, I wasn’t a fan of the Bourne Identity movies. If you asked me, I couldn’t tell you the plot to any of them. Just that there were a lot of fight scenes with those quick cuts that felt like it was edited by someone with ADD. That and I could never take Matt Damon seriously as an action star.

That may change, though I doubt it, with The , the first film of the franchise without Matt Damon. It stars Jeremy Renner, Rachel Weisz, Joan Allen and Edward Norton. It has everything you loved about the first three movies but quickly forgot ten minutes after watching it.

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Jennifer Garner Is So Pregnant

Look at the size of that thing. I wouldn’t be surprised if that baby burst through her stomach right now and went “Ooooh, yeeea!” like the Kool-Aid man.