It was a toss-up between who was hotter at the VMAs. Katy Perry or Ashley Greene. Katy Perry had the sort of see-through top and gigantic rack while Ashley Greene ...
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Ashley Greene left Premiere Nightclub in Hollywood last night and when she got in her car, a photog and started aiming his camera up her skirt. What a hero!
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Life & Style reports that the sexy succubus known as Ashley Greene has convinced Joe Jonas to convert his purity ring into a cock ring. Or something like that. The ...
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Ashley Greene and Miley Cyrus are filming LOL in Paris and for this scene, the director told them to give me a boner. Guess what? Mission accomplished.
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A bunch of beautiful people were at the 2010 Teen Choice Awards. My invitation must have been lost in the mail but luckily I can live vicariously through these pictures. ...
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Ashley Greene hosted Wet Republic at MGM over the weekend in a bikini before the Teen Choice Awards. She wasn’t in her bikini for long though. Probably because I kept ...
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90% of the photos of Ashley Greene are either of her heading to the gym or returning from the gym so it’s safe to say that judging by the amount ...
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Ashley Greene hit up the ESPY Awards in LA yesterday and she looked fantastic as always. Her vagina could be a bear trap with poison tipped teeth and I still ...
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That son of a bitch. OK! is reporting Joe Jonas and Ashley Greene, the hot one from Twilight, are hooking up. A rep says they’re just friends.
“Ashley brought Joe to ...
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I’m still baffled as to how Kristen Stewart is more famous than Ashley Greene. Did Kristen Stewart ever leak full frontal shots of herself onto the internet? No. Did I ...
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Please explain to me how Ashley Greene isn’t more popular than Kristen Stewart. Maybe because her short hair makes her look like a dork in the movie. Although even then, ...
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Hey look guys. My imaginary girlfriend is in the June 2010 edition of Jack Magazine. I have no idea what this magazine is about but I’m sure there’s a companion ...
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Ashley Greene is in the August 2010 Women’s Health and there is no way her body looks that insane in real life. There’s got to be some airbrushing going on. ...
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Ashley Greene is in the February 2010 edition of Interview Magazine and she had this to say about her new found fame.
“There was a moment in time where I was ...
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I know I posted two of these earlier, but in my defense, a lot more photos from Ashley Greene’s SoBe shoot are out now and tits. If you’re completely gay ...
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Ashley Greene also showed up to the premiere of Sherlock Holmes in New York. She wasn’t dressed as hot as Blake Lively, but at least her vagina didn’t get frostbite ...
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If you haven’t heard, emo teens, pre-teens and a few gays with fangs and their parents’ money showed up in droves for the premiere of New Moon over the weekend ...
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Ashley Greene attended the premiere of New Moon possibly to the sound of thousands of screaming fans. Notably absent was me, her boyfriend. But that’s only because she doesn’t know ...
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Ashley Greene had a bunch of naked pics of her leaked and now she’s posing in Maxim. I don’t like how this is progressing. She should be getting more naked ...
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Ashley Greene is gorgeous even when she’s pumping gas. She could pump gas all over herself and light herself on fire and I’d still have to bend over while getting ...
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