Avril Lavigne was walking out in L.A. sporting some unfamiliar cleavage. I thought this girl was pretty much flat, but these bras they’ve been developing say otherwise. This is amazing. My penis and I congratulate whoever invented this bra or whatever surgeon did this. Say thank you penis. “Thank you!” Whew, typing with that thing …
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Avril Lavigne is a good performer
July 13th, 20071 comment
This dork is annoying. She was supposed to be one of those fads that died years ago like pogs or not fleeing the scene of a hit and run, but people love pseudo-angry, petite, blondes. Me? I like all women. As long as the rates are cheap and my bluetooth headset doesn’t run out of …
There’s an Avril Duffs feud?
May 21st, 20072 comments
In news to me, Avril Lavigne and The Duffs are embroiled in a bitter feud which spilled over to the Maxim Hot 100 party. Despite their handlers making every effort to keep them apart at the event, the two arrived at the same time and created a “tension” as Avril threatened to leave and drove …
Avril Lavigne topless in Blender
May 16th, 20074 comments
Blender convinced faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne to pose sort of topless. They cover her up with a yellow banner that reads “Hell Yeah, I’m Hot!” She’s alright, but you could throw a rock in LA and hit a girl that looks just like her. With any luck you’ll hit Avril herself. In which case, …
Avril Lavigne plays dress up
April 18th, 200711 comments
Avril Lavigne showed up to “The Best Damn Thing” album release party looking like a coked up goth princess. She surprisingly didn’t ride in on a “My Little Pony” pony covered in white makeup and mascara. Although she should have because then she might have fallen off and broken both her legs. Not that I …
Avril Lavigne does Arena
March 2nd, 2007Respond
Perennial faux punk pin-up girl Avril Lavigne is in Arena magazine. I have no idea what Arena is. I think it has something to do with music. Although, Avril is on the cover so maybe not. She’s supposed to have a new album coming out…so I’ve heard. Supposedly she sings about more mature issues like …
In other news
February 7th, 2007Respond
That’s Mandy Moore by the way.
Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood]
Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba]
Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy]
Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly]
Mandy Moore lost it after Wilmer. [CityRag]
Fergie likes wearing men’s underpants. [Yeeeah!]
Ellen does W. [Celebrity Smack]
House is awesome. Everyone agrees. [Evil Beet]
Bud Bundy files for divorce. B-Rad! [Glitterati]
Joaquin Phoenix …
Why is this girl useful?
October 27th, 2006Respond
Is Avril Lavigne considered a socialite now? All she does is spit on people, give them the finger and now flash her panties. I don’t want to be too forward, but maybe this problem should be nipped in the bud. The girl has the potential to turn into another Paris Hilton. Except this Paris Hilton …
