Avril Lavigne Is a Good Performer

This dork is annoying. She was supposed to be one of those fads that died years ago like pogs or not fleeing the scene of a hit and run, but ... Read More »

There’s an Avril Duffs Feud?

In news to me, Avril Lavigne and The Duffs are embroiled in a bitter feud which spilled over to the Maxim Hot 100 party. Despite their handlers making every effort ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Topless in Blender

Blender convinced faux punk rocker Avril Lavigne to pose sort of topless. They cover her up with a yellow banner that reads “Hell Yeah, I’m Hot!” She’s alright, but you ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Plays Dress Up

Avril Lavigne showed up to “The Best Damn Thing” album release party looking like a coked up goth princess. She surprisingly didn’t ride in on a “My Little Pony” pony ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Does Arena

Perennial faux punk pin-up girl Avril Lavigne is in Arena magazine. I have no idea what Arena is. I think it has something to do with music. Although, Avril is ... Read More »

In Other News

That’s Mandy Moore by the way. Ellen and Portia want a baby. [MollyGood] Joss Whedon is off Wonderwoman. [Pajiba] Will Smith is Barack Obama. [Celebitchy] Monica Belluci in Vanity Fair. [Bastardly] Mandy Moore lost it ... Read More »

Why Is This Girl Useful?

Is Avril Lavigne considered a socialite now? All she does is spit on people, give them the finger and now flash her panties. I don’t want to be too forward, ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Apologizes

Avril Lavigne issued a half-assed apology on her website in regards to her inability to contain her bodily fluids. In response to reports of Avril’s recent run in with paparazzi, she ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Needs a Paddlin’

Usually I wouldn’t care that this idiot spat on someone, but now it’s happened three nights in a row if you include her husband/pet. The first two nights, Tuesday and ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Is Married

Avril Lavigne marrying Deryck Whibley was just a rumor on Friday, but I was right because it happened. The outdoor wedding was held in Montecito and sounded pretty tame. Sadly, ... Read More »

Avril Lavigne Is Getting Married

How cute, two punk rockers who aren’t really punk rockers are getting married. They’re going to have a traditional wedding this weekend. Sources claim the couple moved the wedding date up ... Read More »