Jewel does the bikini thing

Jewel hit up Miami Beach and, um, I suppose I could masturbate to these. Anything is possible, I guess. Read More »

Menia Mathioudaki is at the beach

Menia Mathioudaki is a Greek model who you’ve never heard of so why is she on this page? The answer: Are you seriously asking me that question after looking at ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is still busy, in a bikini

Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ... Read More »

Alessandra Ambrosio is busy

Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ... Read More »

Julia Roberts films in a bikini

Here’s Julia Roberts in a bikini filming scenes for Eat, Pray, Love. Some of you, those who love Pretty Woman, rainbows and being gay, may find this sexy. Others may ... Read More »

Sophie Monk is surfing

I don’t want to point fingers, but I think these “candids” are a little disingenuous. How often does a photographer end up at the beach when Sophie Monk happens to ... Read More »

Marisa Miller is shooting in St. Barts

When I was in school, doing a certain number of hours of community service was a requirement. One volunteer job, I handed out Popsicles to people doing a YMCA marathon. ... Read More »

Britney Spears is meandering on a beach

Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico wandering the beach looking for a Starbucks with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. Not all that interesting unless you’re a big fan of Britney walking. Which ... Read More »