Minka Kelly is in St. Barts with her dork boyfriend Derek Jeter. Here she is doing stuff in a bikini. I’ve always wondered why she’s with him instead of me. ...
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The last time I wrote about Ashley Tisdale was back in July when she got a tattoo. I never followed up with that because I quickly lost interest, but since ...
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Jennifer Aniston also showed up in a bikini over the weekend. She was in Cabo and these pictures somehow got extremely boring. It’s weird because Aniston’s got all the necessary ...
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Whoa. When did Britney Spears get hot again? Here she is jetting around the Sydney Harbour with her boyfriend Jason Trawick and that banner picture is the only one of ...
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This is supposedly Britney Spears by her hotel swimming pool in Melbourne, Australia, but it’s hard to tell with these pictures because they’re so grainy. They might as well be ...
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Jewel hit up Miami Beach and, um, I suppose I could masturbate to these. Anything is possible, I guess.
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Menia Mathioudaki is a Greek model who you’ve never heard of so why is she on this page? The answer: Are you seriously asking me that question after looking at ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ...
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