It’s been maybe a month or two since Kim Kardashian was last photographed in a bikini doing things. That was obviously unacceptable so here she is rectifying — more like e-rectifying (zing!) — the situation. Not exactly sure what this is for or whether they’re staged candids or not. Although, it does look like one …
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Denise Richards knows how to promote
July 2nd, 20091 comment
What better way to let everyone know you’re still around and are in the second season of your reality show than to prance around the beach in a bikini rocking your tight body. Maybe even throw in a little cameltoe for good measure. That’s what Denise Richards did.
This might have got me to flip past …
WTF?!
July 1st, 20099 comments
Jesus H. Christ. What the hell is this? Julianne Moore looks like she was dipped in flour. She’s so white that people have to close their eyes when they walk past her or their corneas burn. Even the sun has to put on SPF 50 when she’s out. And I’m pretty sure the guy who …
Kristen Bell is a new movie
July 1st, 2009Respond
Looks like Hollywood finally read all those scripts I sent them which were just pages torn out of a notebook with “Put Kristen Bell in a bikini or else…” written in crayon on them. However, they decided to dress it up with a plot. I guess that’s acceptable because they also read the part about …
Kate Gosselin does the bikini thing
June 26th, 20097 comments
In case you missed it, Kate Gosselin strutted out on her front lawn in a blue bikini the other day. Presumably to show Jon what he’s missing out on.
Funny story. Kate doesn’t even need to tie her bikini. She just bitches at it until it breaks down and does it itself.
AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes have a hard time dealing
June 26th, 20092 comments
AnnaLynne McCord and Jessica Lowndes may look happy filming scenes for 90210, but underneath lies a pain and heartache few will ever know. You see, I spoke with them and they told me “Michelle Jaston meant a lot to… oh what? Michael Jackson died? Who the hell is Michael Jackson?”
Edit: It’s Lowndes. Got the two …
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Sienna Miller is taking it easy
June 25th, 20091 comment
Here’s Sienna Miller vacationing with the still married, but separated Balthazar Getty. I like the way Sienna relaxes. A cigarette and drink in one hand, a book in the other and sitting semi-spread eagle in a bikini at a coffee table. Very classy. Celebrities have it good. Not like us. We do this one time …
Denise Richards is having a tough week
June 24th, 20091 comment
I find it unfair that I have to rummage through the garbage to double check if I inadvertently threw away any edible food while Denise Richards gets to run around the beach playing with a huge blue parrot. If you looked at her resume, you’d just see variations of “in a bikini” on there like …
