
Jewel hit up Miami Beach and, um, I suppose I could masturbate to these. Anything is possible, I guess.
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Menia Mathioudaki is a Greek model who you’ve never heard of so why is she on this page? The answer: Are you seriously asking me that question after looking at ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio hit the beach again on Wednesday and tried even harder to seduce me. It’s not working, missy. My heart belongs to one thing and one thing only. The ...
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Alessandra Ambrosio hit up St. Bart’s with a camera crew on Tuesday to shoot for the new Victoria’s Secret catalog. She should dump her boyfriend and date me. We’re the ...
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Here’s Julia Roberts in a bikini filming scenes for Eat, Pray, Love. Some of you, those who love Pretty Woman, rainbows and being gay, may find this sexy. Others may ...
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I don’t want to point fingers, but I think these “candids” are a little disingenuous. How often does a photographer end up at the beach when Sophie Monk happens to ...
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When I was in school, doing a certain number of hours of community service was a requirement. One volunteer job, I handed out Popsicles to people doing a YMCA marathon. ...
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Here’s Britney Spears in Mexico wandering the beach looking for a Starbucks with her boyfriend Jason Trawick. Not all that interesting unless you’re a big fan of Britney walking. Which ...
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