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Carrie Underwood Seeems Nice

Us Weekly (via Celebitchy) claims that Leighton Meester, at the November 10th  CMA Awards to promote her supporting role in Country Strong, was nervous before presenting an award and that, ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Is the Perfect Woman

Married for four months, Carrie Underwood said in an ABC Special that she’s not planning on having kids with Mike Fisher anytime soon. “We just want to be together and ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Is Hot

It’s Friday and you’re all probably off work right now which means you’re not visiting this site but you should because I post stuff like Carrie Underwood performing in her ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Is on Vacation

Carrie Underwood is on vacation in Tahiti and, what is that man doing to her. Get off her, you brute. Stop defiling her this instant! Read More »

Carrie Underwood Wins at People’s Choice Awards

Carrie Underwood was named the favorite Country Music Artist at the People’s Choice Awards and was given a nice, shiny trophy. Luckily, whoever designed it thought it’d be funny to ... Read More »

Being Rich Is Nice

Perhaps you heard. Mike Fisher gave Carrie Underwood an engagement ring. An expensive sounding flawless yellow diamond that she was flashing at the Ottawa Senators vs Boston Bruins game. What you ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Is Engaged to Mike Fisher

Having quietly dated for the past year, Ottawa Senator hockey player Mike Fisher has proposed to Carrie Underwood. At a press conference on Monday, Fisher confirmed: “It’s true,” he said. “We’re ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Does the Bikini Thing

Carrie Underwood was in the Bahamas over the weekend prancing around in a bikini and flirting with me through paparazzi shots. Damn. Can she be any more transparent? I told ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Goes Down

Carrie Underwood is dating Ottawa Senators player Mike Fisher and either she’s really embarrassed about it or she saw me in the stands drawing a heart in the air with ... Read More »

Carrie Called Jessica a Fatty

Rosie O’Donnell vs Donald Trump, Lily Allen vs The Media and Amy Winehouse vs Random strangers on the street. Now add Carrie Underwood vs Jessica Simpson to that list of ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood and Michael Phelps?

The National Enquirer reports that goofy looking Olympic gold medalist Michael Phelps and American Idol contestant, Carrie Underwood, have planned their first date after days of texting. No details on ... Read More »

Carrie Underwood Is on Vacation

It’s hard to tell from these dotty and dark pictures, but if you stare really hard you can see Carrie Underwood in a bikini. If you still can’t see her ... Read More »

Marry Me Carrie!

You know, I’ve never listened to country music. But if they all look like this, I think I’ll start. Your dress though. It does not accentuate the bosom. And where’s ... Read More »

Romo Wants a Break From Underwood

Carrie Underwood and Tony Romo recently celebrated their birthdays by flying to each other’s hometowns. According to the National Enquirer, Tony now wants to take a break from their relationship ... Read More »

In Other News

Sharon Stone and Rupert Everett made out with the same guy. [Celebitchy] Making fun of Anna Nicole Smith. [Evil Beet] A Hill of Fava Beans. [Pajiba] Carrie Underwood at the Grammys. [Celebrity Smack] Mischa ... Read More »

The 2006 American Music Awards

The American Music Awards were on yesterday. Did anyone care? Not sure, but the Black-Eyed Peas and the Red Hot Chili Peppers won big. I sorta stopped right there because ... Read More »

In Other News

Faith Hill was kind of mad about losing to Carrie Underwood at the CMA Awards last night. The murderous rage that filled her can be seen at 43 seconds. Her ... Read More »