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David Arquette Got a Gigantic Wonder Woman Tattoo

David Arquette was late to Jimmy Kimmel Live! on Tuesday because he was busy getting an entire Wonder Woman comic book panel tattooed under his arm. He wasn’t even drunk. ”It’s all ... Read More »

David Arquette Dating Joe Francis’ Ex

David Arquette and Courtney Cox may never get back together. Despite Cox and family attending David’s DWTS performance, Arquette told Howard Stern on Thursday that he and Entertainment Tonight reporter ... Read More »

David Arquette Couldn’t Keep It in His Pants

Courtney Cox earlier said David Arquette tried to hit on her during a trip to Disney World with their six-year-old daughter Coco but she denied him. She recounted, “He did ... Read More »

David Arquette Injured in Car Crash

David Arquette has been taken to the hospital following a head on collision. Arquette was driving in West Hollywood about an hour ago in his Cadillac when the car in ... Read More »

David Arquette Checks Into Rehab

After partying at Beacher’s Madhouse at the Roosevelt Hotel on New Year’s Eve, David Arquette checked into rehab over the weekend. He’s being treated for alcohol and other non-drug related ... Read More »

Being single is fun

David Arquette has been boo-hooing everywhere about his split from Courtney Cox but the pity phase is over. It’s time to start partying with bitches and little people. That’s exactly what ... Read More »

David Arquette has depressing sex

Jasmine Waltz had sex with David Arquette at least twice during his split with Courtney Cox. Now Jasmine is talking about how sex with David was over so fast and ... Read More »

Courteney and David aren’t getting divorced

Courteney Cox and David Arquette are separated and David has been going on Howard Stern to talk about how he’s banged a few chicks while they’ve been apart. But none ... Read More »

David Arquette cried after sex

A day after the announcement that he and Courtney Cox were separating, David Arquette went on the Howard Stern show to talk about how he and Courtney haven’t had sex ... Read More »

David Arquette is going for the young ones

David Arquette is allegedly trying to win Courtney Cox back and his master plan involves partying with young starlets like Shenae Grimes and Jessica Stroup of 90210 like he did ... Read More »

David Arquette’s “conquest” was fired

David Arquette dumped Jasmine Waltz twice. Once when he ended their relationship and now, according to In Touch, when David fired her from his club. Initially, David hired Jasmine to be ... Read More »

Jasmine Waltz hit that multiple times

Jasmine Waltz took exception to David Arquette’s Howard Stern interview where he said he only had sex with Jasmine once or twice. She put her palm in the air, made ... Read More »

David Arquette hasn’t had sex in months

David Arquette called in to the Howard Stern Show to explain his separation with Courtney Cox. He mentioned that they haven’t had sex in 4 months starting from a month ... Read More »

Courtney Cox and David Arquette have split

In a new report by In Touch Weekly, they reveal that Courtney Cox and David Arquette have split after 11 years of marriage. Says the mag, “In Touch can exclusively ... Read More »

Courteney Cox might adopt

David Arquette and Courteney Cox’s first kid was born using in-vitro fertilization. Their second kid will probably be taken from a bunch of other kids because this sex thing just ... Read More »

In other news

It’s my birthday Saturday so I’ll be in Vegas over the weekend until Monday. Maybe you’ll see new posts Monday and maybe you won’t. Maybe I’ll come back a millionaire ... Read More »