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Heidi and Spencer sitting in a tree, p-u-b-l-i-c-i-t-y

If any of you thought that Heidi and Spencer eloping was a big publicity stunt designed to milk as much fame and cash out of the media as is humanly ... Read More »

Heidi and Spencer married?

There’s a rumor floating around the interwebs that Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt have wed in a secret ceremony in Mexico. Why Mexico? The United States has laws against inbreeding. When ... Read More »

Please stop giving these two jobs

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt will guest star in a January episode of How I Met Your Mother. They will be playing themselves. Because they suck at acting. “They will be ... Read More »

Heidi prays for Sarah Palin

Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt attended the Taco Bell’s “Reality Check Challenge” where they ate a taco to bring awareness to the World Relief Hunger Movement. Remember, the only way ... Read More »

Heidi Montag turned 22

Yes! With each passing year, Heidi’s looks begin to fade and she becomes more and more irrelevant. Plus, her refusal to nurture any skill that doesn’t involve sitting there and ... Read More »

Heidi Montag, this is your life

Has this what it’s come down to? Staging photo shoots in the middle of Whole Foods. Pretending to be blissfully unaware that you’re holding two watermelons, two oranges and two ... Read More »

Yes! Heidi Montag’s new video

Trent from Pink is the New Blog posted the video for Heidi Montag’s latest single “Overdosin’”. It’s so boring I almost slipped into a coma and told the doctor to ... Read More »

Heidi Montag still hard at work making awful music

If you thought you had shamed Heidi into forgoeing a music career, then you obviously weren’t effective and may need to shame a little harder. Meant to coincide with the ... Read More »