Kristen Bell and Dax Shepard were making out at the beach over the weekend. Well, it’s not so much making out as it was Dax Shepard trying to see how far he could shove his tongue down her throat. He considers that foreplay.
I hope this relationship is part of an elaborate joke that I don’t …

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I bet Kristen Bell was thinking the same thing I was thinking. Motorboat!

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While the ogre-like Dax Shepard was looking away, Kristen Bell seized the opportunity to flirt with me. Actions speak louder than words and if you translated Kristen’s bent-over-on-all-fours message, it would read in all caps, “Hey, I’m available. Call me, sexy. Kisses.”

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This is Kristen Bell’s ass on the set of When In Rome. I don’t mean to brag, but my ass is much tighter. Better luck next time Kristen.

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Kristen Bell attended the premiere of her new film Forgetting Sarah Marshall which was blasted a month ago, but is now getting decent reviews and is being declared by some as another Judd Apatow hit. And why wouldn’t it be? Kristen Bell is pretty. Pretty like a fairy princess riding a rainbow-maned unicorn galloping across …

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Kristen Bell performed in A Night at Sardis at the Beverly Hills Hotel. I don’t go to live theater because it’s boring and I’m not gay therefore I have no idea what’s going on here. I just figured Kristen Bell was in a low cut dress again so, eh why not? It’s this type of …

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Kristen Bell made an appearance at the Alzheimer’s Association’s “A Night At Sardi’s.” Here’s where I make a joke about her cleavage being unforgettable or how the people with with Alzheimer’s will always remember her boobs despite easily forgetting where they live and that you go poop in a toilet, not on the floor in …

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Apart from the their red lipsticks making them look like common circus clowns and Kristen Bell’s donkey-like braying sending Hayden Panettiere into a state of confused shock, these pictures are pretty hot. Kristen Bell, Sophia Bush, Hayden Panettiere and Blake Lively together? Touching? On the arms AND shoulders? Never in my wildest dreams would I …

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