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Kristen Bell is a new movie

July 1st, 2009Respond

Looks like Hollywood finally read all those scripts I sent them which were just pages torn out of a notebook with “Put Kristen Bell in a bikini or else…” written in crayon on them. However, they decided to dress it up with a plot. I guess that’s acceptable because they also read the part about …

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Kristen Bell does the bikini thing

June 19th, 20092 comments

Here’s a nice followup to the Leighton Meester sex tape post. By nice, I mean not Tori Spelling in a see-through bikini. It’s Kristen Bell swimming in Hawaii with her douchey boyfriend Dax Shepard.
Although, these pictures are not as sexy as they could be. Yea she’s in a bikini, but because she’s blonde, it looks …

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Kristen Bell is effusive

March 5th, 2009Respond

Big news of the day. Kristen Bell attended the Alzheimer’s Association’s 17th Annual event in a fish dress. That is all.

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Fashion shows are serious business

February 17th, 20095 comments

I haven’t seen this intense of a stare since I told Rosie O’Donnell that underneath one of the three cups I had shuffled was a quadruple stuffed Oreo cookie.

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Hot Wookie on human action

February 4th, 20091 comment

Kristen Bell showed up for the premiere of Fanboys because, well, she’s in it. Here she is making out with a Wookie and promising to service a couple of Storm Troopers. Those rumors were right. Kristen Bell is a Star Whore. If I had a heart, you would have broken it Ms. Bell.

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Kristen Bell hit up the InStyle after party

January 13th, 2009Respond

I’m not sure what makes Kristen Bell appealing. She’s tiny, has no tits and smiles like a serial killer, but she’s cute so here she is at the InStyle/Warner Bros. after party. Most importantly, she was there without that big douchebag Dax Shepard. Which could make anyone appear more attractive. Dax is sort of like …

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Kristen Bell has Complex outtakes

December 12th, 2008Respond

Complex released another set of outtakes recently featuring Kristen Bell. This proves the Complex photographer has it made. They get to take pictures of hot chicks in whatever skanky outfits their deviant mind can come up with. Their job ranks right up there with pretending you’re gay in order to sneak backstage at the Victoria’s …

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The Scream Awards were on

October 20th, 2008Respond

Every year Spike TV holds its annual Scream Awards to celebrate hot chicks in horror movies. At least I think that’s what it’s all about. Look, I just know that through all these pictures, I’ve only seen two guys, Anthony Hopkins and that guy from American Pie. Sure, I could have dug a little deeper …

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