When normal, straight males have Karina Smirnoff’s nipple inches away from their mouths, they don’t clench their eyes shut, grimace like they just saw Paris Hilton’s infected vadge and chuck them into the ocean. Which is what Mario Lopez did. Take that for what you will.

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Ashton Kutcher continues his cunning assault on gossip rags and paparazzi. In Touch discovered Ashton’s latest dastardly plot for his new show Pop Fiction was one that would knock everyone on their ass. It turns out, the Cartier necklace Mario Lopez gave Eva Longoria was fake. Gasp!
It’s true that Eva Longoria Parker and Mario Lopez …

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Lost is wearing everybody thin. Yet, I still watch it. Is this what an abusive relationship feels like?
Paris Hilton just can’t resist showing her vagina. Those things see more daylight than her hands.
George Clooney was named the new sexiest man alive by People. You’ve won this round George. Just wait till I get a doctor …

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