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Naomi Campbell Calls Cadbury Racists

In completely stupid news of the day, to promote their new Bliss chocolate, Cadbury used the tagline “Move over Naomi, there’s a new diva in town.” Most intelligent people with ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell is going bald

Years of assistants pulling at Naomi Campbell’s hair while she held their heads underwater have left her bald. Actually, The Daily Mail says it’s from years of tight hair extensions ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell is too good for stairs

Unless Naomi Campbell can float around the event like a celestial being, don’t even think about having her promote her own perfume. Campbell, who’s being sued by Moodform for backing ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell doesn’t want to talk about those blood diamonds

In 1997, representatives of president Charles Taylor, a Liberian strongman currently on trial for war crimes and crimes against humanity, knocked on Naomi Campbell’s door and gave her a ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell is free

Police are no longer interested in questioning Naomi Campbell about an alleged assault that took place Tuesday afternoon in which she punched her driver in the back of the head. ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell is a menace

Naomi Campbell is once again in trouble for assault. Police are searching for her after she clocked her driver in the back of the head. Campbell was picked up at the ... Read More »

Love magazine is pretty cool

By internet standards, this is pretty old but issue three of Love magazine is out and if you love models, especially naked models, you’ll want to see this. Love magazine ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell for Flaunt

I was sent these two covers done by that crazy David LaChapelle for the new issue of Flaunt magazine. One of Naomi Campbell with her nipple exposed. Another with her ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell settled

Naomi Campbell has finally settled the lawsuit brought forth by her former maid, Gaby Gibson, who called her a “violent super-bigot” and alleged that she was beaten by Naomi over ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell will do 200 hours community service

Naomi Campbell plead guilty in court today admitting she assaulted two police officers in London’s Heathrow airport. She has been fined $4,500 and sentenced to 200 hours of community service. The ... Read More »

It was a game

Pictures of a drunk Naomi Campbell going limp and falling down circulated across the internet the other day. The 38-year-old was shown eating it as a guy tried to grab ... Read More »

Naomia Campbell can procreate

Naomi Campbell underwent corrective womb surgery or something like that and is now able to have babies. Elated, the 38-year-old model insists on living out her dream of becoming pregnant. ... Read More »

Naomia Campbell hurled racial slurs

More details have surfaced regarding Naomi Campbell’s arrest at Heathrow a week ago. Naomi claims they only arrested her because she was black and at the time, went into a ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell has been banned

Following Naomi Campbell’s outburst on a British Airways flight and assault of a police officer, BA has banned Naomi from ever flying their airline. The 37-year-old phone flinging model was ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell assaulted a police officer

Chronic Blackberry thrower and community service fashion diva Naomi Campbell was arrested at Heathrow Airport after allegedly assaulting a police officer. The easily agitated model lost it on a British ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell hospitalized

Naomi Campbell checked into a Sao Paulo hospital to be treated by a top Brazilian infection specialist. Fox New York says it was to have a small cyst removed. Kind ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell is allergic to alcohol

Naomi Campbell is retarded. She blames an allergic reaction to alcohol for all her recent problems. “I choose not to drink today in my life because I find that I’m allergic ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell begins her community service

Today was the first day of Naomi Campbell’s community service. The 36-year-old Campbell plead guilty in January to throwing her jewel encrusted cellphone at Ana Scolavino’s head. She is to ... Read More »

Naomi Campbell will be mopping floors

Naomia Campbell has been sentenced to sweep floors at a New York City public building as punishment for throwing a diamond encrusted cellphone at her maid. The supermodel feels ... Read More »

Continuous blogasms

Black Snake Moan is Ricci porn. [Pajiba] Jeremy Piven flips his wig. [CityRag] David and Victoria Beckham no friends of the environment. [HB] We find out the Osbourne with HIV is a cousin. ... Read More »