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Russell Brand Is Not a Gold Digger

Russell Brand did not sign a prenup when he married Katy Perry but that doesn’t mean he’s going after half of the $44 million she made between May 2010 and ... Read More »

Russell Brand Took Off His Wedding Ring in a Promo Video

Before Russell Brand and Katy Perry decided to separate, Russell, back in November, posted this video on porn site Nudevista. In it, he promotes his college tour telling kids that ... Read More »

Russell Brand No Longer a Cool Kid

With his impending divorce from Katy Perry, Russell Brand is now out of the cool kid club which means he’s now been uninvited from the People’s Choice Awards. Organizers say ... Read More »

Katy Perry Wasn’t Kinky Enough for Russell Brand

Previously, sources claimed the reason for Katy Perry and Russell Brand’s divorce was because Katy would rather party than settle down and have Russell’s babies. Now other sources tell Us Weekly ... Read More »

Katy Perry Wanted Russell Brand to File

Katy Perry was not blindsided by Russell Brand’s divorce filing as TMZ previously assumed. Sources now say Katy and Russell knew this was coming a couple months ago but didn’t ... Read More »

Russell Brand Files for Divorce From Katy Perry

In what is sure to be a blow to absolutely no one, Russell Brand filed for divorce from Katy Perry citing “irreconcilable differences.” A statement released by Brand states, “Sadly, Katy and ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Russell Brand May Split Soon

Good news everyone who thinks they have a chance with Katy Perry. Katy Perry and Russell Brand had a fight over the holidays which resulted in them spending Christmas thousands ... Read More »

That’s Not Katy Perry Russell Brand Is Kissing

Katy Perry performed in Kansas on Wednesday night while Russell Brand stayed home, but not to worry, Russell wasn’t too lonely. He was “getting cozy” with a woman named Sadie ... Read More »

Russell Brand Deported From Japan

Over the weekend, Russell Brand was deported from Japan. Surprisingly not because he’s annoying but because of his much publicized past drug offenses. Japan doesn’t take kindly to people with ... Read More »

Katy Perry Wants Couples Counseling

Get ready your marriage bingo cards because if you had 3 months down for how long it would take Katy Perry to break down and to seek couples therapy, you ... Read More »

Russell Brand Has an Amazing Marriage

Newlywed Russell Brand opened up about his marriage on Loose Women, a way sexier sounding View-like talk show in England. He made Katy Perry sound delightful. “It’s just a normal marriage,” ... Read More »

Katy Perry Didn’t Have Sex on Her Honeymoon

Katy “10/10 in bed” Perry and Russell Brand abstained from sex for the entire month leading up to their wedding so they could pretend to be virgins again on their ... Read More »

Katy Perry Rates Herself a 10 in Bed

Katy Perry spoke to Now Magazine and talks about how Russell Brand would be stupid to cheat on her because he has it so good. In fact, Katy says she’s ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Marry in India

Katy Perry and Russell Brand got married in India in a traditional Hindu wedding on Saturday. The nuptials took place in a wild tiger sanctuary at Aman-e-Khas resort and was ... Read More »

Katy Perry Defends Russell Brand

On Friday, Russell Brand beat up several paparazzi after one of them tried to get an upskirt of his fiancee Katy Perry. He didn’t beat them up very well, mind ... Read More »

Russell Brand Is Filming in His Underwear

For whatever reason, the director of Arthur thought it’d be hilarious if he put Russell Brand’s prepubescent body into pastel underwear and filmed him running around New York City. What’s ... Read More »

This Movie Is Alright

I like how Russell Brand and Jonah Hill were promoting Get Him to the Greek with a bunch of girls in bikinis even though they really had nothing to do ... Read More »

Katy Perry Celebrated Easter

Katy Perry celebrated Easter with Russell Brand the right way. By putting on bunny ears to get in the spirit while getting drunk at some party. I read in the ... Read More »

Katy Perry Might Be Pregnant

Hours of over-analyzing Katy Perry’s photographs and tweets have yielded a stunning find. Katy Perry might be pregnant. This is based off of things such as Katy now resting her ... Read More »

Katy Perry and Russell Brand Are Engaged

The girl with the big breasts and the dude who looks like a heroin addict are engaged. Russell Brand proposed to Katy Perry five days ago in Jaipur, India. They’ve ... Read More »
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