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Sean Penn Is a Crybaby

At a Cannes benefit for Haiti, Sean Penn criticized the media for not continuing to cover the turmoil in the nation, “It’s not only celebrities who went for a day. ... Read More »

Sean Penn: ‘The Whole F***ing World Abandoned Haiti’

With as much campaigning as Sean Penn has done for Haiti, you’d think Haiti was his illegitimate child. Why does Sean have such a vested interest in Haiti? Is it ... Read More »

Sean Penn Back With Petra Nemcova, Walk Cannes Red Carpet

If you hadn’t heard, Sean Penn and Petra Nemcova are back together. The two were seen holding hands during Bono’s birthday party in NYC on May 10 where they mingled ... Read More »

‘Gangster Squad’ Has a Trailer

The trailer for Gangster Squad starring Ryan Gosling, Sean Penn, Josh Brolin, Emma Stone, Giovanni Ribisi, Nick Nolte and Michael Pena looks absolutely fantastic but for the love of god, can ... Read More »

Watch Sean Penn Be Creepy

Here’s the trailer for Sean Penn’s This Must Be the Place where he dresses in drag and talks in a soft, creepy voice. IMDB calls him a bored, retired ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Appear Together at Spike’s Guys Choice Awards

Just because Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are broken up doesn’t mean they can’t be civil toward each other. Which they were last night at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Split

Someone sound the trumpets. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are no longer dating, a source tells PEOPLE. Speculation about the pair began after Johansson did not attend the Cannes Film Festival ... Read More »

Sean Penn Spotted With Female ‘Friends’ at Cannes

I hope this marks the demise of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson’s relationship because seeing that 49-year-old pompous asshat with Scarlett Johansson makes baby Jesus sad. According to reports from Cannes, ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Engage in Intense PDA

Just the idea of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson together creeps me out so you can imagine what it would be like for me hearing that Sean and Scarlett engaged ... Read More »

Sean Penn Wants to Marry Scarlett Johansson

Because Scarlett Johansson is one of the hottest women in the world, Sean Penn seems to be pushing her into marriage to nail her down permanently to his bed. This ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Moved in With Sean Penn

They made their relationship official by going to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding together and now Us Weekly says Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn proving that life isn’t fair. Relocating ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Were Molesting Each Other

When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Are Doing It

Remember when TMZ posted that photo of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson having lunch together and Scarlett was resting her feet in his lap and being all like “yo, I’m ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson is Dating Sean Penn Now

According to unverified internet reports, since her split with Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson has been blowing through Hollywood like a sex tornado. The most recent rumor is she’s been banging ... Read More »

Wyclef Jean and Sean Penn are in a feud

When Wyclef Jean announced that he wanted to run for president of Haiti, Sean Penn told Larry King that he hasn’t seen much of Wyclef in Haiti for the six ... Read More »

Sean Penn is suspicious

Wyclef Jean recently announced that he’ll run for president of Haiti but having never really lived there and having no prior political experience, people like Sean Penn think Wyclef’s motives ... Read More »

Sean Penn wants reporters jailed

Sean Penn recently slammed critics of his recent trip to Haiti and wished rectal cancer on all of them. Today he’s asking that journalists who in any way call Venezuelan ... Read More »

Sean Penn wants critics to get “rectal cancer”

Sean Penn is firing back at critics who’ve called “FAKE!” about his recent trip to Haiti. Penn brought 11 doctors to the earthquake stricken Haiti in January but a few ... Read More »

Sean Penn will attempt to divorce a 3rd time

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are asking for a divorce for the third time. The most recent filing was back in June. After reconciling, Sean pulled out of two ... Read More »

Sean Penn might be in rehab

A Page Six blind item last week read: “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse? He claimed he needed time off because of the heartbreak of his ... Read More »