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Watch Sean Penn Be Creepy

Here’s the trailer for Sean Penn’s This Must Be the Place where he dresses in drag and talks in a soft, creepy voice. IMDB calls him a bored, retired ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Appear Together at Spike’s Guys Choice Awards

Just because Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson are broken up doesn’t mean they can’t be civil toward each other. Which they were last night at Spike TV’s Guys Choice Awards ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Split

Someone sound the trumpets. Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn are no longer dating, a source tells PEOPLE. Speculation about the pair began after Johansson did not attend the Cannes Film Festival ... Read More »

Sean Penn Spotted With Female ‘Friends’ At Cannes

I hope this marks the demise of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson’s relationship because seeing that 49-year-old pompous asshat with Scarlett Johansson makes baby Jesus sad. According to reports from Cannes, ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Engage in Intense PDA

Just the idea of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson together creeps me out so you can imagine what it would be like for me hearing that Sean and Scarlett engaged ... Read More »

Sean Penn Wants to Marry Scarlett Johansson

Because Scarlett Johansson is one of the hottest women in the world, Sean Penn seems to be pushing her into marriage to nail her down permanently to his bed. This ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Moved in With Sean Penn

They made their relationship official by going to Reese Witherspoon’s wedding together and now Us Weekly says Scarlett Johansson has moved in with Sean Penn proving that life isn’t fair. Relocating ... Read More »

Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson Were Molesting Each Other

When rumors of Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn dating started popping up, I dry heaved a little because all I could think of was Scarlett sticking her tongue into an ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson and Sean Penn Are Doing It

Remember when TMZ posted that photo of Sean Penn and Scarlett Johansson having lunch together and Scarlett was resting her feet in his lap and being all like “yo, I’m ... Read More »

Scarlett Johansson Is Dating Sean Penn Now

According to unverified internet reports, since her split with Ryan Reynolds, Scarlett Johansson has been blowing through Hollywood like a sex tornado. The most recent rumor is she’s been banging ... Read More »

Wyclef Jean and Sean Penn Are in a Feud

When Wyclef Jean announced that he wanted to run for president of Haiti, Sean Penn told Larry King that he hasn’t seen much of Wyclef in Haiti for the six ... Read More »

Sean Penn Is Suspicious

Wyclef Jean recently announced that he’ll run for president of Haiti but having never really lived there and having no prior political experience, people like Sean Penn think Wyclef’s motives ... Read More »

Sean Penn Wants Reporters Jailed

Sean Penn recently slammed critics of his recent trip to Haiti and wished rectal cancer on all of them. Today he’s asking that journalists who in any way call Venezuelan ... Read More »

Sean Penn Wants Critics to Get “Rectal Cancer”

Sean Penn is firing back at critics who’ve called “FAKE!” about his recent trip to Haiti. Penn brought 11 doctors to the earthquake stricken Haiti in January but a few ... Read More »

Sean Penn Will Attempt to Divorce a 3rd Time

Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn are asking for a divorce for the third time. The most recent filing was back in June. After reconciling, Sean pulled out of two ... Read More »

Sean Penn Might Be in Rehab

A Page Six blind item last week read: “Which actor is on hiatus due to a drug relapse? He claimed he needed time off because of the heartbreak of his ... Read More »

They’re Not Divorcing Again

For the second time in their marriage, Sean Penn and Robin Wright Penn have asked to dismiss their legal separation case implying that they are reconciling again. Could it be ... Read More »

Natalie Portman Denies Hittin’ That

Over the weekend, Natalie Portman denied rumors of hooking-up with Sean Penn and maybe being the cause of his split from his wife Robin Wright Penn. She told Extra: “Sean Penn ... Read More »

Sean Penn Is Still Hittin’ This

Natalie Portman and Sean Penn are still together apparently. The two have been seen all around LA together making everyone cringe as they pass by. Kissing Sean Penn must feel ... Read More »

Sean Penn Wants a Divorce

There’s been loads of rumors about Sean Penn hooking up with strange so it’s no surprise that he’s filing for “legal separation with minor children” from his wife of 13 ... Read More »
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