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Lindsay Lohan — Terrorist?!?

Oh my god.

During an interview on Good Morning Britain, Lindsay Lohan claimed she was racially profiled at Heathrow Airport while wearing her headscarf.

Was she religiously profiled?

Absolutely. Nothing scares white people more than somebody wearing a non-white approved hat. Unless they are a white girl wearing a Native American headdress at Coachella.

Was she racially profiled?

No.

She white.

From Refinery29:

“I got stopped recently and was racially profiled,” Lohan shared. “She [the customs agent] opened my passport, saw ‘Lindsay Lohan,’ and immediately started apologizing.”

Despite the apology, the agent advised the former child star to “take off your headscarf.” She said the experience left her “kind of shocked,” and wondered how “another woman who doesn’t feel comfortable taking off her headscarf” might feel.

Lohan, who has finally started reading the Koran after claiming she was really into Islam about a year ago, and supports Turkey for taking in refugees, is probably doing her best to be sympathetic.

You could really argue that by doing her best to make an international refugee crisis about her, she isn’t really all that sympathetic, but at least it’s better than the shit she used to pull.

Which mostly involved getting drunk and shouting racist stuff at people.

Oi vey.

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