The Blemish

'break-ups' Posts

Paris Hilton is single

Remember when Paris Hilton hinted at maybe settling down with her boyfriend of six months Doug Reinhardt? Yea, that’s not happening. Whores don’t settle down. Hilton’s rep told PEOPLE on ... Read More »

Miley Cyrus is single

Good news for Justin Gaston. He’ll no longer have to worry about being prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law because, despite the fact he has a shirt woven ... Read More »

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli are done

Leonardo DiCaprio and Bar Refaeli have broken up again. A source says they’re just taking time off, but the truth is it’ll be forever when yours truly swoops in with ... Read More »

Ha ha, you suck, Audrina Patridge

Audrina Patridge almost had it all: More seasons of The Hills and an up-and-coming actor/boyfriend in Chris Pine (Captain Kirk in Star Trek). Now she has nothing because The Hills ... Read More »

Chrstina Ricci broke off her engagement

Christina Ricci and her fivehead broke off her engagement with comedian Owen Benjamin after the two got into an argument at Owen’s birthday party. They reevaluated things and broke off ... Read More »

The Enquirer says Brad and Angie are done

Big unconfirmed news of the day coming from a source with a spotty track record. The couple that is the glue that binds Hollywood together and that every regular couple ... Read More »

Lindsay seeks comfort on the cover of Us Weekly

Lindsay Lohan was finally dumped by Samantha Ronson over the weekend and after burying her face in her hands for a day or so, she went to Us Weekly to ... Read More »

Lindsay Lohan confirms split, Ronson wants restraining order

Just yesterday, Lindsay Lohan was blaming the paparazzi and Ronson family members for making her boyfriend Samantha Ronson change all her locks. She kept saying this while she couldn’t get ... Read More »

Madonna ends it with Jesus

Madonna and Jesus Luz are done. She finally realized her gnarled body was too old for him after she heard about the romantic weekend he spent with a lingerie model. ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston can’t keep a man

E!’s Marc Malkin claims Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split again, further cementing the prophecy that Aniston will be alone for the rest of her life. Sources say John ... Read More »

Sarah Silverman and Jimmy Kimmel split again

Late Night host Jimmy Kimmel and Sarah Silverman have broken up for the second time. The two split last July only to get back together a few months later. Now ... Read More »

Holly Madison and Criss Angel are over

Holly Madison, 29, came out of her stupor and realized Criss Angel, 41, wasn’t the douchebag she wanted to spend her entire life with. They’ve called it quits and now ... Read More »

Megan Fox is single

Megan Fox and Brian Austin Green have called off their 2-year-old engagement. Presumably because Megan Fox is hot and Brian looks like a big douche. “The relationship had run its course,” ... Read More »

Hayden Panettiere is single

Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia, two people with the most difficult to remember last names in Hollywood, have split. Sources say it was a “lifestyle conflict,” making out with another ... Read More »

Lindsay and Sam have split

Despite earlier denials via MySpace by Lindsay Lohan, TMZ insists she and Samantha Ronson have split. Today they’re going into more detail and report that Lindsay moved out of Sam’s ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker has had enough

They tried to make it work for the sake of their 6-year-old son, James Wilkie, but Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had enough of Matthew Broderick cheating with 25-year-old redheads ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt is single

Jennifer Love Hewitt and her fiance Ross McCall have split. Together since 2005, the two were engaged in November of 2007, but ended their relationship in December of last year. ... Read More »

Sarah Larson is naïve

George Clooney’s split with Sarah Larson was sudden and unexpected. Sarah thought she and George were going to marry, but George had other plans. Namely, banging a bunch of other ... Read More »