I’ve neglected the Week in Shoots for a couple weeks but stability was never my strong suit. Just ask my illegitimate children. Here’s a round-up of what happened this week.
Christina Aguilera dribbled ...
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Dallas forward and sometimes Vogue intern Sean Avery has been suspended indefinitely from the NHL following unsolicited and “inappropriate” comments he made to reporters regarding his ex-girlfriends Elisha Cuthbert and ...
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It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I ...
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Elisha Cuthbert frolicked on the beach with her new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Her bikini top almost fell off, but she managed to grab on and hold ...
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Having given up her bobbed hair, I can say with much enthusiasm that I no longer confuse Elisha Cuthbert with having a scrotum. That probably isn’t the compliment she was ...
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You may remember a while back Elisha Cuthbert sported a haircut that made her look like a disheveled tranny. A look that made your genitals weep for the good ‘ol ...
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Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005′s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.”
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, ...
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Elisha Cuthbert used to be pretty hot and less mean. I’m sure of it. So, what’s up with these pictures? If she tried to hug me, I’d think Satan was ...
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Elisha Cuthbert has broken up with her N.Y. Ranger fianceé Sean Avery after more than two years together. Avery decided to make the most out of his newfound freedom by ...
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Elisha Cuthbert was at Paris’ Malibu party in a bikini top and white pants snapping pictures of people or paparazzi. This chick used to be cute. Now she looks frumpy ...
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Hoping to garner at least a trickle of attention for her new movie Captivity, which is her being tortured for 90 minutes or so, Elisha Cuthbert recounts the time she ...
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Ever since Elisha Cuthbert’s run on “24″ ended, she hasn’t done much besides hang out with the classy Paris Hilton both in clubs and in abysmal movies like “House of ...
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Ads in LA and New York for Elisha Cuthbert’s upcoming movie Captivity are being taken down today. Concerned citizens with nothing better to do complained about the ads which feature ...
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The beast is moving faster than expected. Her hunger is growing and it cannot be satiated. Paris Hilton has just sunk her claws into her next victim: Elisha Cuthbert. These ...
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Elisha Cuthbert used to be hot right? I’m just checking because I clearly remember a Maxim shoot she did that had me masturbating the night away. That was a year ...
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Elisha Cuthbert was extreme eye candy during the first season of 24. Then she moved up her hotness in The Girl Next Door where she played a porn star with ...
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