It took weeks of planning, but the Pacific Ocean and I finally did it. We pulled Elisha Cuthbert’s bikini top down. You hear that? Those girlish shrieks are how I express excitement.
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Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini
May 6th, 2008Respond
Elisha Cuthbert frolicked on the beach with her new boyfriend, Dion Phaneuf of the Calgary Flames. Her bikini top almost fell off, but she managed to grab on and hold it together. Pretty disappointing. Although, not as disappointing as the time I found out someone ate the last brownie, but it’s pretty close.
Elisha Cuthbert does Maxim
April 16th, 2008Respond
Having given up her bobbed hair, I can say with much enthusiasm that I no longer confuse Elisha Cuthbert with having a scrotum. That probably isn’t the compliment she was hoping for, but I assure you, Elisha, it’s a good thing. I can’t tell you how many times a Friday night has ended with me …
Elisha Cuthbert has a new haircut
March 26th, 2008Respond
You may remember a while back Elisha Cuthbert sported a haircut that made her look like a disheveled tranny. A look that made your genitals weep for the good ‘ol days of the first season of 24. Well, weep no longer because Elisha changed her hairstyle. Now she looks like a real girl. With a …
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert made out
January 30th, 20083 comments
Paris Hilton and Elisha Cuthbert, who both starred in 2005’s horrid House of Wax, were seen at New York’s Tenjune “all over each other and making out.”
Hilton, 26, and Cuthbert, 25, didn’t arrive at Tenjune together. Hilton was there for a birthday party and was seen dancing on banquets. “It’s Paris,” says the source. “She …
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Elisha Cuthbert does the bikini thing
January 2nd, 2008Respond
Elisha Cuthbert used to be pretty hot and less mean. I’m sure of it. So, what’s up with these pictures? If she tried to hug me, I’d think Satan was trying to send one of his minions to take me to hell. Popping a boner would be the furthest thing from my mind. I’d be …
Elisha Cuthbert single, Paris Hilton not a whore?
August 28th, 20072 comments
Elisha Cuthbert has broken up with her N.Y. Ranger fianceé Sean Avery after more than two years together. Avery decided to make the most out of his newfound freedom by hitting on Paris Hilton.
“He hit on her three times, but every time, Paris would give him disgusted looks and move away from his creepy shoulder-brushing …
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Elisha Cuthbert in a bikini at Paris’
August 13th, 20072 comments
Elisha Cuthbert was at Paris’ Malibu party in a bikini top and white pants snapping pictures of people or paparazzi. This chick used to be cute. Now she looks frumpy and boring. Her last movie, Captivity, was a pos and she didn’t even get naked. She probably doesn’t think of herself as “that” kind of …
