Shortly after this photo was taken, Gisele Bundchen proceeded to deep throat her Ipanema sandals. While impressive, it was highly unnecessary.
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Gisele Bundchen is lucky
April 2nd, 20084 comments
Some guy managed to land the fantastic job of lotioning Gisele Bundchen’s ass for her photo shoot. I wasn’t even considered because of the background screening. Either way, I’m happy for him. So happy that I want to punch him in the face. He doesn’t deserve this. I should be the one rubbing stuff on …
Vogue is racist?
March 20th, 200811 comments
Vogue’s cover of a very game Lebron James clutching smiling supermodel Gisele Bundchen has sparked outrage among a few citizens. People shouting racism claim the photo evokes a racial stereotype of the “black beast clutching a white damsel in distress” [Gisele is Brazilian...], made famous by Emmanuel Fremiet’s sculpture and King Kong. Lebron is the …
Naked Gisele Bundchen for sale
March 11th, 20082 comments
A collection of photos, which includes nudes of Gisele Bundchen (larger NSFW version here) and Kate Moss, from German-born collector Gert Elfering are set to be sold for $3 million. Christie’s auction house says,
“The stylised, idealised female figure occupies a privileged place in Elfering’s aesthetic.”
I find it surprising any time black and whites are …
They probably saw some boob
March 5th, 2008Respond
A Chinese eatery by the name of Philippe frequented by the rich and famous are denying claims that their employees screen recordings of celebrities who dined in their “private” wine cellar. An insider tells the Post:
“They’ve watched tape of Diddy and Sienna Miller hanging out and Tom Brady and Gisele [Bundchen] hooking up. They get …
Gisele Bundchen models
February 26th, 20081 comment
David LaChapelle is all about getting famous chicks naked and shooting them in weird scenes. Just not in this case. David shot Gisele Bundchen in a bunch of S&M themed poses and didn’t make her undress. Tsk tsk David. Regardless of the lack of nudity, the penis cookies do look delicious. Er, I should probably …
Gisele Bundchen surfs through the disappointment
February 4th, 20088 comments
Not really though. These are new pictures from the past. If you don’t already know, the Patriots lost the Super Bowl. The only ray of sunshine was that Gisele vowed to run naked through midtown Manhattan naked if the Pats lost. Not surprisingly, she recanted saying she didn’t know what she was thinking when she …
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Disney’s celebrity re-imagination
January 25th, 20084 comments
For whatever reason, Disney started a campaign of using celebrities as Disney characters. They have Tina Fey as Tinkerbell, Giselle Bundchen and Mikhail Baryshnikov as Wendy and Peter Pan, Whoopi Goldberg as Genie, Jessica Biel as Pocahontas and Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony as Jasmine and Aladdin. Missing from the set are Paris and Nicky …
