The Blemish

'gisele bundchen' Posts

Gisele Bundchen Defends Tom Brady, Gets Pouty

The Patriots lost to the Giants again last night but would have had a much better chance at victory if it wasn’t for three dropped passes during their final drive. ... Read More »

Pray for Tom Brady

When Tom Brady punted the ball against the Broncos during the playoffs, he absorbed all of Tim Tebow’s god power and now Gisele Bundchen is using it to bring the ... Read More »

Celebrities Are Idiots

Sense About Science, a UK charity that has a membership of over 5,000 scientists, released it’s year-end Celebrities are Idiots list wherein they not so directly call certain famous people ... Read More »

Brazilian Women’s Rights Agency Wants to Ban Gisele Bundchen

In a statement released Thursday, The Women’s Rights Secretariat asked the Brazil’s National Advertising Council to suspend an ad for Hope lingerie featuring Gisele Bundchen on the grounds that it’s ... Read More »

It’s Gisele Bundchen in a Bikini With Her Naked Son

These are the best supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a bikini with Tom Brady’s naked son Benjamin photos you’ll see all day. And I take my supermodel Gisele Bundchen in a ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen May Be a Billionaire Soon

Here’s some really uplifting news that will warm the cockles of your heart. Super pretty and famous model Gisele Bundchen, wife of Tom Brady, is on track to become a ... Read More »

Tom Brady Is a Good Dancer

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were at Carnival in Rio de Janeiro over the weekend where Gisele rode on one of the floats. That wasn’t the big news though. The ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen Hits Up Rio in a Bikini

Gisele Bundchen was in Rio De Janeiro with Tom Brady for carnival over the weekend. To celebrate, she put on a tiny bikini and walked around suspiciously. Dammit, Gisele. I ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen Says Sunscreen Is ‘Poison’

Gisele Bundchen is relatively pretty but absolutely stupid. Gisele tells the Daily Mail that she doesn’t use sunscreen because “I cannot put this poison on my skin. I do not ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen Naked With Another Man

The premise for Gisele Bundchen’s shoot for VMan was to get her naked and have a guy not named Tom Brady molest her. As you can see, the shoot turned ... Read More »

The Guy Gisele Bundchen Was Kissing Was Just a Friend

A little less than a week ago, Gisele Bundchen was photographed at the Vogue 90th Anniversary party in Paris seemingly kissing a guy not named Tom Brady. Today, Gisele’s rep ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen Has Some Explaining to Do

Gisele Bundchen was at the Vogue Masquerade party for their 90th birthday in Paris yesterday with someone who was not Tom Brady. I’m not one to jump to conclusions. Wait… ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady Gave Birth

The golden boy has arrived. Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady welcomed a baby boy. No other details are known at this time like what the baby’s name is, how many ... Read More »

Gisele Bundchen Is Pregnant

Oh, another Gisele Bundchen is pregnant rumor. Sources tell PEOPLE that Gisele is “ecstatic” about her pregnancy. She’s supposedly due next year. The rumors this time might be true, however. ... Read More »

After Hours Club: Gisele Bundchen’s Behind the Scenes Shoot

Not sure why I’m up at this godforsaken hour on a Saturday, but here’s Gisele Bundchen doing a Victoria’s Secret photo shoot. These are old since she split with Victoria’s ... Read More »

Gisele Isn’t Pregnant

Tom Brady yesterday shot down reports that he and Gisele Bundchen are expecting. Brady said, “One is enough. I have dogs and that’s all I need.” Brady has the right idea. ... Read More »

Gisele Might Be Pregnant. For Real This Time. Maybe

Tom Brady and Gisele Bundchen were recently married in two separate ceremonies. One in Santa Monica and another in Costa Rica. Now Radar claims that Gisele has already told close ... Read More »

Shooting at Gisele and Tom’s Second Wedding

Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady held their second wedding in Costa Rica this weekend when two photographers tried to snap pictures of the ceremony from a neighbor’s house 300 feet ... Read More »

Friends of Moynahan Don’t Appreciate Gisele’s Baby Claims

In a Vanity Fair interview, supermodel Gisele Bundchen, speaking about Tom Brady’s child he had with his ex, proclaimed: “I understand that he has a mom, and I respect that, ... Read More »

Gisele Has a New Baby and She Didn’t Even Have to Birth It

Gisele Bundchen has already stolen Tom Brady from Bridget Moynahan who he dumped after getting pregnant. Now, Gisele, having never even met Bridget, will be stealing her baby, Jack, as ... Read More »
123