Guy Ritchie reunited with his kids today after Madonna took them away to the America. Of course, Madonna wasn’t about to let them have anything related to fun so she sent over a list of deranged rules that were not to be broken. This included forcing them to drink nothing but Kabbalah water and not …
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Inside Madonna’s contract
October 30th, 2008Respond
It’s no wonder why Guy Ritichie and Madonna’s marriage didn’t work out. Guy was a famous director who helmed such films as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. Madonna is a unbearable attention whore who ruined whatever credibility Guy had with Swept Away. Besides that, she’s also a controlling ass who drew up …
Guy Ritchie is a cry baby
October 23rd, 20082 comments
A few days ago, pictures came out of Guy Ritchie’s son Rocco sporting a New York Yankees shirt. Alex Rodriguez is of course a New York Yankee and rumored to be dating Madonna. A friend said Guy actually cried over the photos and is in “a terrible state. He said she is the ‘lowest of …
Guy Ritchie has moved on
October 22nd, 2008Respond
More sordid details about Guy’s relationship with Madonna have surfaced and you know all those jokes you and I made about Madonna being the alpha male in the relationship? They’re true. Us reports:
“She would taunt Guy, saying, ‘I should have married someone like me: strong, hot-blooded, intelligent, ambitious, spiritual,’” reveals a Ritchie source. “Their fights …
Madonna is hunting Guy
October 21st, 20081 comment
Guy Ritchie is pissed because he thinks Madonna is spying on him. He claims Madonna is using her massive staff to monitor his every move. This was after the musclebound pop singer learned about the private meeting he had with his family to discuss how to combat Madonna’s PR spin which included reports calling Guy …
Madonna’s divorce to get ugly
October 20th, 20081 comment
According to The Scoop, Madonna’s divorce is about to get a lot uglier. This is based on the fact that Madonna is merely a puppet for Kabbalah, the magical religion with the $40 red charm bracelet she backs.
“Here’s how it works: she’s got a team of Kabbalah advisers who guide her through her spiritual decisions. …
Guy is “emotionally retarded”
October 16th, 2008Respond
Last night, Madonna took a verbal swing at Guy, dedicating her song “Miles Away”, thought to be inspired by her relationship with Ritchie, to the “emotionally retarded.”
“This song is for the emotionally retarded. Maybe you know some people who fall into that category. God knows I do.”
If Madonna is referring to how Guy inches out …
Madonna back with A-Rod
October 15th, 2008Respond
Now that Madonna is officially free from her loveless marriage, she’s back with A-Rod. A source tells Us Magazine that they are “definitely romantic” and Madonna has actually been “privately separated” from Guy for over a year. Both Madonna and A-Rod have agreed to keep their relationship secret until she finishes her world tour.
How sweet. …
