Since I’m prone to sensationalism, I’d like to report that Madonna keeps Guy Ritchie’s foreskin on the mantle of her fireplace! Maybe. Before you gasp in shock, close this page ...
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Speaking to Esquire, Guy Ritchie revealed that he still loves Madonna even though she’s retarded. He forgot to mention overbearing, bitchy and sinewy.
“She’s a manifester, if there ever was one,” ...
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An oil painting of Madonna and Guy Ritchie by Peter Howson is set to be auctioned off by McTear’s. The painting was done in 2005 and is expected to fetch ...
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Marking an end to their marriage, Madonna has paid Guy Ritchie up to $92 million in their divorce settlement. The judge had to pry the check from the Cryptkeeper’s cold, ...
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A judge today gave Madonna and Guy Ritchie’s divorce his seal of approval. The Daily Mail reports that Guy may have taken only $4 million of Madonna’s money which was ...
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Guy Ritchie reunited with his kids today after Madonna took them away to the America. Of course, Madonna wasn’t about to let them have anything related to fun so she ...
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It’s no wonder why Guy Ritichie and Madonna’s marriage didn’t work out. Guy was a famous director who helmed such films as Lock, Stock and Two Smoking Barrels and Snatch. ...
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A few days ago, pictures came out of Guy Ritchie’s son Rocco sporting a New York Yankees shirt. Alex Rodriguez is of course a New York Yankee and rumored to ...
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More sordid details about Guy’s relationship with Madonna have surfaced and you know all those jokes you and I made about Madonna being the alpha male in the relationship? They’re ...
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Guy Ritchie is pissed because he thinks Madonna is spying on him. He claims Madonna is using her massive staff to monitor his every move. This was after the musclebound ...
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According to The Scoop, Madonna’s divorce is about to get a lot uglier. This is based on the fact that Madonna is merely a puppet for Kabbalah, the magical religion ...
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Last night, Madonna took a verbal swing at Guy, dedicating her song “Miles Away”, thought to be inspired by her relationship with Ritchie, to the “emotionally retarded.”
“This song is for ...
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Now that Madonna is officially free from her loveless marriage, she’s back with A-Rod. A source tells Us Magazine that they are “definitely romantic” and Madonna has actually been “privately ...
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As reported would happen, Madonna and Guy sent a statement to the AP which read, “Madonna and Guy Ritchie have agreed to divorce after 7 1/2 years of marriage. They ...
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After eight years of marriage and many months of denials, The Sun reports that Madonna and Guy are finally divorcing. An official statement will be released soon. The divorce is ...
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Guy Ritchie’s mother, Lady Amber Leighton, adamantly denies that Madonna and Guy are getting divorced. She calls the rumors “absolute rubbish” and goes on to say,
“Guy will be furious at ...
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The Mirror claims Madonna and Guy Ritchie are most likely headed for divorce. The two have allegedly grown apart and have been rarely seen together. An announcement is expected to ...
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Sources tell Holy Moly that Madonna has hired high powered divorce lawyer, Nicholas Mostyn QC, the same person that represented Paul McCartney in his divorce with Heather Mills. Unfortunately for ...
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Madonna doesn’t want you to forget about her. She also doesn’t want husband Guy Ritchie to grow testicles. That’s why she walked out of London’s Claridge’s Hotel carrying a strap-on ...
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