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John Mayer Is a Douche Part 143

The public has added another example of John Mayer’s douchebaggery to their growing file. Mayer tells Twitter, the only one who will listen at this point, that he’s amazed at ... Read More »

John Mayer Is a Big Douche

John Mayer emerged from My House two nights ago with lipstick on his face and kisses over his shirt. He seemed to be promoting a new clothing line he created ... Read More »

John Mayer Is Creepy

It’s a miracle John Mayer gets any women at all. He’s a 6ft something douche who writes shitty music, a lumbering retard if you will. Not only that, but he’s ... Read More »

John Mayer Has Moved On

John Mayer finally ran out of stories about Jennifer Aniston to feed the press with. Consequently, he’s moved onto greener, younger, less saggy pastures. Mayer is said to be dating ... Read More »

John Mayer Really Wants You to Know All of Jennifer Aniston’s Faults

I think John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston are broken up. Truthfully, I haven’t been following this. She’s ugly and he’s annoying so why would I? Anyway, judging by this new ... Read More »

John Mayer Goes on a Big, Gay Boat Ride

John Mayer was aboard the Mayercraft Cruise Liner in Long Beach the other day where he busted out his Big Gay Skipper outfit in order to attention whore above deck. ... Read More »

John Mayer Will Forsake Twitter When the Fad Dies

John Mayer, the man who updates his Twitter 20+ times a day and whose girlfriend dumped him because of it, thinks Twitter is silly and dumb. He says he only ... Read More »

John Mayer Twittered Too Much

Jennifer Aniston broke up with John Mayer because he twittered too much. That’s the news coming from Star (via Telegraph). Friends of Aniston say Mayer spent hours on Twitter despite ... Read More »

Things Missed

There is no AI conspiracy: Yesterday, Alexis Grace was kicked off the show. Thus, disproving the rumors that AI is rigged. Unless they wanted to throw us off. Those sneaky ... Read More »

John Mayer Wants to Write a Tell-All

Since John Mayer hasn’t yet fully exploited his relationship with Jennifer Aniston, he’s going to write a tell-all which would share the “intimate” details of their relationship and will be ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Can’t Keep a Man

E!’s Marc Malkin claims Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have split again, further cementing the prophecy that Aniston will be alone for the rest of her life. Sources say John ... Read More »

In Which We Find Out John Mayer Is Still 12

At a recent taping of the Ellen DeGeneres Show, Ellen asked John if he often stays overnight at Jennifer Aniston’s house. John Mayer admitted that he did, but deemed them ... Read More »

John Mayer Might Get His Own Show

The AP reports that CBS is close to giving John Mayer his on music and variety show. At a meeting of the Television Critics Association, Nina Tassler, president of CBS, ... Read More »

Star Claims Jennifer Aniston Having Twins

Star Magazine claims Jennifer Aniston is readying herself for twins with John Mayer. Nearing 40, Star says her biological clock is ticking away and as a result, she’s frozen her ... Read More »

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston to Marry

First there were rumors of an unfortunate (for us) pregnancy. Now there are rumors that Jennifer Aniston might marry John Mayer and that it was Jen who made the first ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant? Doubtful

NW Magazine is running a story that an unplanned pregnancy is behind the reunion of Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer. But while friends are scratching their heads about what made Jen ... Read More »

The Fame Whores Are Back

NE claims that Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are back together after splitting up in August. The two were reunited in Manhattan where they hooked up. They were recently spotted ... Read More »

Jennifer Aniston Drunk Dials John Mayer

The Daily Mail reports Jennifer Aniston is back in contact with John Mayer. The two broke up last month, a few weeks after Jennifer Aniston got lip surgery “to appear ... Read More »

Suck It John Mayer

John Mayer may have ripped out Jennifer Aniston’s heart and stomped on it like an angry preschooler, but the joke’s on him because now that he’s no longer with Aniston, ... Read More »

John Mayer Is Talking

John Mayer gave an impromptu press conference in New York City on Saturday about his breakup with Jennifer Aniston. It wasn’t very interesting. “If you guys are going to run stuff ... Read More »
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