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Jennifer Aniston dumped again

August 13th, 20082 comments

When John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston first started dating, sources said John thought of it more as a summer fling. Yet, news today that John dumped Jennifer is somehow still shocking. The Mirror writes,
“There’s been a bit of tension for some time,” says a source close to 30-year-old John. “They initially opted for a break, …

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John Mayer dream cheated

July 28th, 2008Respond

During a concert in Mt. View, California, John Mayer, currently dating Jennifer Aniston, talked about “dream cheating” and told fans that he “made out with some chick in his dreams.” For his penance, he had to sing Dreaming with a Broken Heart.
God, just shut up. No one cares about your boring ass dreams. I put …

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Jennifer Aniston is jealous

July 3rd, 20081 comment

After Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Angelina Jolie, Aniston developed an irrational fear that every man she dates will leave her for another woman. Which is why Jennifer Aniston had Kimberly Stewart kicked out of a John Mayer concert. Kim and John know each other from clubbing in LA and apparently, Aniston felt threatened …

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Someone is lying

June 12th, 20082 comments

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer have been dating for a while and even though John says this is a fling, Jennifer doesn’t mind. Why? Because a friend of the singer says he’s great in bed.
“John is good in bed,” a pal of the 30-year old singer-songwriter tells OK!. “Not just good, but sensational. Every girl …

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John and Jennifer have been, eh, who cares?

May 26th, 20082 comments

John Mayer and Jennifer Aniston have been dating longer than was previously believed says Page Six. The two have been seeing each other for at least three months before coming out as a couple. (They’re a couple?)
“They’d been keeping it under wraps and hiding out together on their dates,” said our source. “Then Jen realized …

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John Mayer has a big weiner

May 19th, 20082 comments

It is only fitting that after Danworth and Darwin blew the lid off of Johnny Depp’s huge weiner, that a “spy” reveals John Mayer may also has a huge wiener. A friend of the Friends star says Jennifer Aniston is giddy like a schoolgirl these days after finding a guy that would put up with …

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I spy with my little eye

May 16th, 20082 comments

A patient photographer camped out on what seems to be the 20th floor to capture these shots of Jennifer Aniston’s ass. Was it worth it? Probably not. Jennifer Aniston is dumb and so is John Mayer. Staring at her ass is about as exciting as smashing my hand in a car door. I mean, it’s …

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Jenifer Aniston is mistaken

May 14th, 20083 comments

Jennifer Aniston and John Mayer are an item. At least, if you ask Jennifer Aniston. If you ask John Mayer, this is a summer fling. That shouldn’t be news to anyone but Jennifer because the two were spotted at poolside at Mandarin Oriental Hotel and while Jennifer seemed deeply engaged with John, John was distant …

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