Remember when I said I’d update if Justin Bieber got punched in the face?
Grammy-nominated artist Lorde recently confronted the racist wrath of the internet, enduring mockery and digs at her Asian boyfriend, James Lowe. Supposedly, it started when she called One Direction and Justin Bieber ugly. Never mind that this was a hoax started by a Belieber: It turns out a Belieber created a fake tweet about Lorde dissing One Direction, in an attempt to get a One Direction song to dethrone Royals on a radio chart show.
Staying at Perth’s Hyatt Regency hotel during his concert tour in Australia or whatever, Justin Bieber called a girl a “beached whale” and said she should be on The Biggest Loser.
On Wednesday, Justin Bieber spray painted his “art” onto another hotel wall.
Justin Bieber did his first interview in 9 months with The Hollywood Reporter where he says stuff like Will Smith counsels him every week and that he doesn’t “give a fuck what they say.” They being the haters or anyone who’s critical of him.
Tati Neves, the bodybuilder/call girl who claims to have slept with Justin Bieber, is milking her 15 minutes for all it’s worth.
I figure I’d just do a rundown of Justin Bieber is a douchebag news for the day since there seems to be an abundance of it.
This is Justin Bieber’s escape. Defacing private property with uninspired artwork.
That video which was allegedly taken by a hooker while Justin Bieber was sleeping?
If you’re a famous person who doesn’t want anyone to know you sleep with hookers, it’s probably a good idea not to sleep with hookers because eventually one of them is going to whip out her cellphone and take a video of you sleeping.
Justin Bieber is having a great week.
According to The Daily Mirror (yes, grains upon grains of salt), a picture of Justin Bieber “cuddling” up with Miranda Kerr at the Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show last year was one of the many things that led to the breakdown of their marriage.
Via Gawker, news out of a “half-reputable” Panamanian newspaper Cronicas claims Justin Bieber left a Panama City club at 3 a.m. with ten women, one of which he had sex with.
Oh god, please let this be true.
Meet 33-year-old aspiring songwriter Toby Sheldon. He’s been following Justin Bieber since 2008.
Justin Bieber hit up VLive strip club in Texas where some pictures of him with his shirt off and pants down made their way to Instagram and Twitter.
Below is Justin Bieber’s leaked video for “All That Matters” in which he pops and locks all over the Great Wall of China.
Justin Bieber. Miley Cyrus says you have a lot of growing up to do.