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Madonna is really smart, really

Madonna will now do for us what scientists around the world have been trying to do for years. Clean up radioactive waste. You may ask how? Well, with magic Kabbalah ... Read More »

Madonna makes people angry

Madonna is set to stage a mock crucifixion when she performs in the Italian capital right by the Vatican. Religious leaders are not pleased. Rome’s Jewish, Muslim and Catholic leaders ... Read More »

Madonna is cruel

At a sold out concert in Madison Square Garden, Madonna demanded that the AC be turned down so it wouldn’t affect her sensitive vocal cords. The concert started out at ... Read More »

Madonna in a three-way

I apologize if the title made you a little queasy, but rest assured, you’re not alone. Get a bucket or some lube and prepare yourself for the rest of this. Finding ... Read More »

Madonna still unsexy

Remember when you would race home just to masturbate to the latest Madonna video? Well, say goodbye to those carefree days of youth. They’ve been replaced by a 48 yr. ... Read More »

Madonna preys on the young

Now that Britney Spears has dropped Kaballah, Madonna is trying to lure Lindsay Lohan into her cult. Scientology and Kabbalah seem to be the two big things in Hollywood right ... Read More »

Britney Spears has no friends

Madonna has ended her friendship with Britney Spears over Kabbalah. This came from Britney posting that she no longer studies Kabbalah and her baby is her new religion. Even though ... Read More »