July 23rd, 2008
Shocking, well, mildly shocking news surfaced today. While Sarah Jessica Parker was filming Sex and the City, her husband, Matthew Broderick, was boning a 25-year-old red headed youth counselor he met at a bar.
Sources say the woman felt conflicted with her relationship with Matthew, whom she nicknamed “Matty Cakes.” She tried to end it, say …
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June 2nd, 2008
What better way to revitalize the ailing MTV Movie Awards than with such young up and coming stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And they even posed together! Ok, yea. Sarah Jessica Parker is in the immensely popular Sex and the City movie which makes her famous and relevant, but she …
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March 19th, 2008
Plainly living in a house without mirrors, objects that reflect or puppies that sense evil, Sarah Jessica Parker can’t comprehend why she was voted unsexiest woman alive. So confused is she about her ugliness that she wonders aloud to Grazia magazine.
“Do I have big fake boobs, Botox and big lips? No.
“Do I fit some ideals …
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March 18th, 2008
A few questions come to mind when I look at these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker accepting a Vanguard award at ShoWest. Firstly, Sarah Jessica Parker plays a purveyor of fashion in Sex and the City. I think? So, why did she come to this awards show looking like an old lady/witch/fugly thing? Secondly, since …
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January 15th, 2008
Sarah Jessica Parker spoke to Allure about being named “unsexiest woman alive” in Maxim magazine’s bottom 10 list. She doesn’t sound too offended, but it’s said unsexy people don’t have feelings anyway.
“My impression is what they find sexy doesn’t make them very interesting, or unusual or special. That’s the beauty of this country. We can …
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January 4th, 2008
This creeps me the hell out. You would be creeped out too if this thing was crawling towards you. Sarah Jessica Parker looks like a scary monster from one of those Japanese horror remakes. If this was a video, you would hear eerie croaking sounds as you watched her inch towards her victim with stiff, …
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November 5th, 2007
Maxim magazine recently named Sarah Jessica Parker as one of the unsexiest women alive along with Madonna, Amy Winehouse, Britney Spears and Sandra Oh. However, this doesn’t bother her in the slightest. SJP says,
“What they don’t know is that one day I’ll wake up fat. But I’ll still be happy, just like I am now.
“I …
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September 25th, 2007
These photos are of Sarah Jessica Parker filming scenes for the upcoming Sex and the City movie. I remember way back when, HBO actually released a few Sex and the City episodes in hi-def. God, was that a mistake. I’m pretty sure that set HDTV back a few years. The picture above will give you …
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