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Sarah Jessica Parker as Gloria Steinem

Demi Moore was too caught up in chasing young tail and smoking dubiously legal synthetic weed so producers let her go from LovelaceĀ and replaced her with Sarah Jessica Parker. Here’s Parker ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Ready for ‘Sex and the City 3′

Sweet baby jesus, no. Six seasons and two movies later, Sarah Jessica Parker still wants to soldier on with the depressing Sex and the City franchise. From Us, “I would go ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Steps Out With Her Madonna Arms

Jesus christ. Has this chick been doing roids? Last time She-Hulk went out, her arms were all sinewy and gnarled like she discovered Madonna’s secret to being gross. Today her ... Read More »

“Sex and the City 2″ Has a New Poster

The new Sex and the City 2 poster is a lot like Prince of Persia: Sands of Time but more FAAABULOUS! (If you read that in a flamboyant tone, it’d ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Should Challenge Madonna to a Cage Fight

Holy crap. Madonna better watchout because Sarah Jessica Parker is coming for her crown for freakiest arms. What the hell happened? It looks like she should be ripping phone books ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Needs to Move Along

At times like this I really wish my tv had an HD filter. Through facial recognition, it could sense when Sarah Jessica Parker shows up and switch to standard def. ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Loves the Smell of Piss

In the December issue of Elle, Sarah Jessica Parker reveals an utterly disgusting favorite scent of hers. And no, it’s not the smell of dried lubricant left on Michael ... Read More »

Speaking of Old Vaginas

Sarah Jessica Parker also filmed a few flashback scenes yesterday. Here she’s dressed as the Material Girl caked in makeup to hide her leathery skin. Some may argue the copious ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Filming

Sarah Jessica Parker filmed scenes for Sex and the City 2 yesterday. It was probably a flashback judging by the 80′s attire and the fact they made SJP ten times ... Read More »

Matthew Broderick and Sarah Jessica Parker Are Living Apart

Matthew Broderick may have had enough of Sarah Jessica Parker or vice versa. Nine MSN says they’re living apart despite only recently bringing home newborn twins. Sarah Parker is rumored ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick Show Off the Twins

Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick released a family portrait of them with their son James Wilke and new twins Marion Loretta Elwell and Tabitha Hodge. They’re all staring at ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker’s Surrogate Gave Birth

WTRF has a classy webpage with scrolling marquees for headlines. For a second, I felt like I was back browsing Geocities pages. Anyway, WTRF reports that Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew ... Read More »

All This for Sarah Jessica Parker?

Two police chiefs are under investigation for planning to break into the home of Sarah Jessica Parker’s surrogate to get info for a tabloid. Several computers have been seized and ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Expecting Twins via Surrogate

For years, Sarah Jessica Parker and Matthew Broderick have wanted to add to their family since the miraculous birth of their son James, but science has been unable to recreate ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Has Had Enough

They tried to make it work for the sake of their 6-year-old son, James Wilkie, but Sarah Jessica Parker has finally had enough of Matthew Broderick cheating with 25-year-old redheads ... Read More »

As Expected, Sarah Jessica Parker Was Cheated On

Shocking, well, mildly shocking news surfaced today. While Sarah Jessica Parker was filming Sex and the City, her husband, Matthew Broderick, was boning a 25-year-old red headed youth counselor he ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker and the Cruises Are So Cool

What better way to revitalize the ailing MTV Movie Awards than with such young up and coming stars like Sarah Jessica Parker, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes. And they even ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Doesn’t Understand

Plainly living in a house without mirrors, objects that reflect or puppies that sense evil, Sarah Jessica Parker can’t comprehend why she was voted unsexiest woman alive. So confused is ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Won Something

A few questions come to mind when I look at these pictures of Sarah Jessica Parker accepting a Vanguard award at ShoWest. Firstly, Sarah Jessica Parker plays a purveyor of ... Read More »

Sarah Jessica Parker Is Indifferent

Sarah Jessica Parker spoke to Allure about being named “unsexiest woman alive” in Maxim magazine’s bottom 10 list. She doesn’t sound too offended, but it’s said unsexy people don’t have ... Read More »
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