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Brooke Hogan Walks Around Like She’s Hot

Here’s Brooke Hogan walking around Miami Beach like she’s hot stuff even though you can see tons of people who look like her at any tranny club. I’m surprised she ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Hates Her Mom, Turns Into a Monkey

Linda Hogan recently leaked an old document signed by Brooke claiming Hulk Hogan was abusive towards her during their marriage. Now, Brooke Hogan regrets ever signing the affidavit filled with ... Read More »

No, No, a Million Times No

I linked to this earlier in the day, but this is something so disturbing that it is my duty to warn all of you. Playboy, long known for their pornographic ... Read More »

Brooke Wants You to Watch Her Show

Brooke Hogan’s reality TV spin-off, Brooke Knows Best, premieres this Sunday and what better way to promote it than to release a bunch of photos of her playing around in ... Read More »

Hulk Hogan Is Protective

Brooke Hogan was doing a photo shoot for Maxim magazine — this is why I don’t have a subscription — when Hulk Hogan made a surprise appearance to oversee the ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Sees Nothing Wrong

The photo above of Hulk Hogan applying lotion to her daughter, Brooke Hogan’s, ass came out in April. Now, two months later, Brooke has responded to those “controversial” photos. She ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Was in a Car Accident

Karma almost caught up with the Hogans. Over the weekend Brooke Hogan was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when a car speeding in front of her ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Having a Hard Time

The Hulkster is divorcing, um, Mrs. Hulkster after Mrs. Hulkster discovered he was cheating on her and Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to 9 months in jail for reckless driving ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Emotional

Last week, Nick Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail for reckless driving which is a very nice way of saying he put his best friend in a vegetative ... Read More »

Hulk Hogan Is Kinky

Hulk Hogan rubbed lotion over his daughter’s ass the other day. If that wasn’t creepy enough, he made sure to get his hand all up in there. By the time ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Still Allowed in a Bikini

Normally I don’t post pictures of this fug monster in anything less than a snow suit, but I feel it is my duty as a scientist to document new species ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Loose

Brooke Hogan finagled her own spin-off reality show by either politely begging VH1 or threatening them with extreme violence. More likely the latter rather than the former. I overheard her ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is in a Bikini

Breaking numerous city ordinances currently known as Brooke’s Law, Brooke Hogan infiltrated a beach in a bikini to further disturb the public’s eyes. The scene, reminiscent of a Jon Waters’ ... Read More »

Linda Hogan Has Demands

Despite a few reports claiming Linda Hogan wants to work things out, documents make it clear what she wants following the divorce. A share of the Hogan’s two multi-million dollar ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Pretty

Oops. I did it again. Ugly. Brooke Hogan is pretty ugly. Tragedy struck the FOX Reality Channel Really Awards last night as a dressed to depress Brooke Hogan made her ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Wears a Bikini

Why anyone would want to see Brooke Hogan in a bikini is beyond me, but I’m putting these photos up anyway. I’d like to think I’m doing my part to ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Scary

Brooke Hogan performed at the Kiss 95.1 Radio Show in Charlotte dressed in ass-less jeans. Was she trying to be sexy? Because she failed miserably. I’d rather watch a girl ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Offensive

Brooke Hogan danced around in her underwear at Sunfest last week. I feel sorry for her. She gets a lot of crap for looking like a dude. I should say ... Read More »

Brooke Hogan Is Too Sexy

If you wanted to see what Brooke Hogan looks like sucking in her stomach in a failed attempt to look sexy, then today’s your lucky day. I’m not sure why ... Read More »

In Other News

Jesus, there’s a lot of Anna Nicole stuff. Thankfully, these news bits have nothing to do with her. Fun facts about Kim Kardashian. In addition, she also enjoys being peed on. ... Read More »
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