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Hulk Hogan is protective

June 26th, 20083 comments

Brooke Hogan was doing a photo shoot for Maxim magazine — this is why I don’t have a subscription — when Hulk Hogan made a surprise appearance to oversee the shoot. Hulk wanted to make sure Brooke didn’t show too much flesh. Pop Tarts reports:
An insider told Pop Tarts that Hulk’s appearance was a surprise …

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Brooke Hogan sees nothing wrong

June 25th, 20082 comments

The photo above of Hulk Hogan applying lotion to her daughter, Brooke Hogan’s, ass came out in April. Now, two months later, Brooke has responded to those “controversial” photos. She tells Us Magazine that she sees nothing wrong with it and
“I know I’m a grown woman, but it’s like he’s touching an old car. He …

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Brooke Hogan was in a car accident

May 26th, 20081 comment

Karma almost caught up with the Hogans. Over the weekend Brooke Hogan was driving in the center lane of the Bayside Bridge when a car speeding in front of her lost control while changing lanes. The car crashed into her car, pushing it into a concrete barrier on her left. The accident wasn’t Brooke’s …

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Brooke Hogan is having a hard time

May 20th, 20082 comments

The Hulkster is divorcing, um, Mrs. Hulkster after Mrs. Hulkster discovered he was cheating on her and Nick Hogan was recently sentenced to 9 months in jail for reckless driving resulting in his friend becoming a vegetable. But don’t mind them, the real victim in all this is 20-year-old Brooke Hogan — she’s seriously only …

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Brooke Hogan is emotional

May 13th, 200812 comments

Last week, Nick Hogan was sentenced to eight months in jail for reckless driving which is a very nice way of saying he put his best friend in a vegetative state because he thought it would be cool to race another car after drinking alcohol. Brooke Hogan responded to the trial on her MySpace. Apparently, …

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Hulk Hogan is kinky

April 29th, 20089 comments

Hulk Hogan rubbed lotion over his daughter’s ass the other day. If that wasn’t creepy enough, he made sure to get his hand all up in there. By the time he finished, I’m pretty sure he figured out what Brooke had for dinner the night before. It was steak and corn.

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Brooke Hogan still allowed in a bikini

April 28th, 20084 comments

Normally I don’t post pictures of this fug monster in anything less than a snow suit, but I feel it is my duty as a scientist to document new species no matter how disturbing. Here we have something called a Brooke Hogan. Judging by her thick, muscular thighs, she’s able to squat thrust a baby …

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Brooke Hogan is loose

March 21st, 20084 comments

Brooke Hogan finagled her own spin-off reality show by either politely begging VH1 or threatening them with extreme violence. More likely the latter rather than the former. I overheard her in the conference room saying something about ripping off testicles and shoving them down throats. The show is called Brooke Knows Best and “the new …

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