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Jennifer Love Hewitt Vajazzled Her Vagina

When you’re at home alone with your cats, like I assume Jennifer Love Hewitt is all the time, besides checking out those three wedding rings you’ve picked out for your ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants to be a Victoria’s Secret Angel

Jennifer Love Hewitt went on the Wendy Williams Show to promote her OK! Cupid jerk off reel The Client List and to also share her bucket list. One of the top ... Read More »

Lifetime Figures Out How to Promote Jennifer Love Hewitt

Lifetime has finally figured out the best way to promote Jennifer Love Hewitt and her new show The Client List, where she gives a new guy a happy ending every ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Went Nude

Jennifer Love Hewitt posted a makeup-free photo of herself on Facebook the other day. She captioned it, “The no make up look… Glam look to follow.” She didn’t look too bad. ... Read More »

Adam Levine Finally Responds to Jennifer Love Hewitt

Last week, Jennifer Love Hewitt spent two or three days publicly hitting on Adam Levine promising him massages and handjobs. When he didn’t respond, JLH thought she had embarrassed him in some ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hitting on a New Man

Not even the promise of massages and handjobs could get Adam Levine to respond to the whirling dervish of crazy that is Jennifer Love Hewitt. So she’s decided to cut her losses ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Attracts Men With Vanilla Extract

When Jennifer Love Hewitt isn’t offering Adam Levine a massage and a handjob, she’s giving dating advice. Obviously, she’s an authority on that stuff. She tells Us Weekly that she dabs ... Read More »

Shame? Jennifer Love Hewitt Knows Not of Such Word

When you’re as desperate as Jennifer Love Hewitt to find a guy who’ll pick up one of those three wedding rings you’ve pre-chosen, you’re going to have to violently snuff ... Read More »

Adam Levin Better Block His Twitter, Jennifer Love Hewitt on the Hunt

Jennifer Love Hewitt has been on a desperate search for a new man to buy one of the three wedding rings she’s pre-chosen. Now with news that Adam Levine is ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is eHarmony’s New Spokesperson?

According to Crazy Days and Nights via The Superficial, Jennifer Love Hewitt has been tapped to be the new spokesperson for eHarmony. I haven’t found any other sources to back ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Isn’t Sure Why Guys Don’t Hit on Her

Jennifer Love Hewitt covers the new issue of Maxim and they did a great job photoshopping her lower half. You can’t even tell she’s a centaur in these. Inside, Jennifer tells ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Looks Better

Here’s Jennifer Love Hewitt on the set of The Client List in her new goto bandage dress. Her handlers must have seen Kim Kardashian wear this and finally realized this is ... Read More »

It Was Jennifer Love Hewitt’s Birthday

Jennifer Love Hewitt turned 33 yesterday and she did what any self-respecting D-list celebrity named Jennifer Love Hewitt would do and that’s go to The Ivy to stuff her face ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Is Really Good at Hiding

Jennifer Love Hewitt was seen having lunch with some guy but she didn’t want the paps to see her so she threw a sweatshirt over her head and, voila, she ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Wants You to See Her Cleavage

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up at KIIS FM’s Jingle Ball dressed like she’s single and ready to mingle. She’s hoping her cleavage will distract a man from realizing she’s a ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Dumped Again

Jennifer Love Hewitt may be the unluckiest person in the world because she was dumped for the 73rd time by her latest boyfriend, 27-year-old actor Jarod Einsohn. . This time ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Hit Up the ‘Twilight’ Premiere

Jennifer Love Hewitt stuffed her pear-shaped body into a green dress and pushed up her cleavage to distract from her expanding waist at last night’s premiere of Twlight: We Split ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Figured Out How to Dress

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up at the AFI Fest premiere of J. Edgar looking sort of good. It only took a year or so but she finally figured out how ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Had a Date

Jennifer Love Hewitt probably wants a man more in touch with his feminine side. Not just a man who’ll listen to her feelings but who’ll help bedazzle her vagina when ... Read More »

Jennifer Love Hewitt Can Finally Dress Herself

Jennifer Love Hewitt showed up to Fashion Week in New York and showed us that she finally figured out how Kim Kardashian dresses herself so her ass is an asset ... Read More »