In shocking news of the day, Lindsay Lohan has a secret sister. And I don’t mean “sista”. I mean biological sister. Lindsay’s father, Michael, told OK! that while married, but separated, he carried on a relationship with another woman who had a child. This woman convinced Michael that only he could be the father. The …
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Lindsay Lohan shows off
June 20th, 20082 comments
Lindsay Lohan was walking around the set of Labor Pains showing off her flat stomach the other day. Right now I’m walking around my room with my pants off holding a bagel. Your move Lohan.
Lindsay Lohan pulls out of Emmy race
June 18th, 20081 comment
Lindsay Lohan took a page out of Katherine Heigl’s “How to be a Bitch” playbook, albeit with a lot less bitch, and dropped her name from the pool of possible Emmy Award nominees. Lindsay made a brief appearance on Ugly Betty last season, but decided to wait until she returns next season for a longer …
What will Samantha think?
June 13th, 20081 comment
When you’ve fallen from grace like Lindsay Lohan, the best way to get back on top is to have some guy grab your boob and make-out with you. Take note, ladies.
[Lindsay Lohan on the set of Labor Pains. Image via Splash News]
Lindsay Lohan tries to tan
June 9th, 20084 comments
The only way Lindsay Lohan could expose herself to the sun and not burst into flames is with SPF 100 sunscreen. She’s so pale even ghosts think they’re being haunted by a dead relative. All their ghost friends call them crazy, but they “swear to God, man, she’s there.”
Bobby Brown’s son had sex with Lindsay
June 6th, 20084 comments
In the bathroom. Actually, The Sun says it was in a toilet. I’m going to assume they mean a stall and not a toilet toilet because in my experience having sex ankle deep in poo contaminated water is a turn off. Bobby Brown’s son Brandon says:
“Me and Lindsay got really, really close. She followed me …
Lindsay Lohan is employed
June 6th, 2008Respond
Lindsay Lohan hopes to turn her life around with her new movie, Labor Pains, about a young woman (Lindsay) who pretends to be pregnant so she doesn’t get fired. Now Lindsay is one step closer to realizing her dream as she has found someone to insure, albeit with a lot of vouching from the film’s …
Lindsay Lohan needs fast cash
June 3rd, 20082 comments
Lindsay Lohan realizes she isn’t as big a draw as she once was and with no significant work in the near future, meaning no income whatsoever, she’s sunk to selling her own exclusives to magazines. The first of which was supposed to be a $1 million story to OK! Magazine detailing her lesbian relationship with …
